| steve |
Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum case
lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some serious
constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
"Drop A Load" <load@from.sky> wrote in message
news:AC5FC1VB38237.5446875@anonymous.poster...
> Airplane's Toilet Ice Crashes Garden Party
>
> GRAZ, Austria (AP) - It was an inelegant intruder on a sunny afternoon: a
> chunk of ice from a jetliner toilet that broke free and slammed into an
> Austrian family's garden.
>
> No one was injured when the ice tumbled from the sky Sunday afternoon in
> Graz, about 120 miles south of Vienna, authorities said. The fragment bore
> deep into the soil in the garden, where the unidentified family was
> enjoying a lazy summer afternoon.
>
> Police said the 6-inch ice ball almost certainly came from an airliner
> toilet, judging from its blue color and its odor. They did not elaborate.
>
>
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| Nancy Young |
steve wrote:
>
> Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
> structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum case
> lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some serious
> constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
It's happened several times. One time this guy was holding this
blue stuff that crashed into his house, I thought, you moron, why
would you touch that, you know what that is? YUCK.
nancy
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| Mike Carvin |
"Nancy Young" <qwerty@monmouth.com> wrote in message
news:413E2090.56BDD881@monmouth.com...
> steve wrote:
> >
> > Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
> > structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum
case
> > lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some
serious
> > constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
>
> It's happened several times. One time this guy was holding this
> blue stuff that crashed into his house, I thought, you moron, why
> would you touch that, you know what that is? YUCK.
>
What is it? Why, it's an Ass-teroid. :-)
MikeC
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| tgilb |
"steve" <swragg@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:R_o%c.16526$0c.4315@read1.cgocable.net...
| Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
| structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum
case
| lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some serious
| constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
| "Drop A Load" <load@from.sky> wrote in message
| news:AC5FC1VB38237.5446875@anonymous.poster...
| > Airplane's Toilet Ice Crashes Garden Party
| >
| > GRAZ, Austria (AP) - It was an inelegant intruder on a sunny afternoon:
a
| > chunk of ice from a jetliner toilet that broke free and slammed into an
| > Austrian family's garden.
| >
| > No one was injured when the ice tumbled from the sky Sunday afternoon in
| > Graz, about 120 miles south of Vienna, authorities said. The fragment
bore
| > deep into the soil in the garden, where the unidentified family was
| > enjoying a lazy summer afternoon.
| >
| > Police said the 6-inch ice ball almost certainly came from an airliner
| > toilet, judging from its blue color and its odor. They did not
elaborate.
http://www.faa.gov/fsdo/ord/blueice.htm
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http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/ar...ies/02local.htm
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http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/ar...ies/03local.htm
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| Frank Mancuso |
Maybe it was the Dave Matthews tour jet!!
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| AES/newspost |
In article <utp%c.9973$Wv5.5128@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net>,
"tgilb" <tgilb33@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> http://www.faa.gov/fsdo/ord/blueice.htm
>
An absolutely fascinating web page -- not for what it says, but for what
it _ever_ so carefully _doesn't_ say.
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| Default User |
Mike Carvin wrote:
>
> "Nancy Young" <qwerty@monmouth.com> wrote in message
> news:413E2090.56BDD881@monmouth.com...
> > steve wrote:
> > >
> > > Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a
> > > serious structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a
> > > 75 mil aluminum
> case
> > > lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some
> serious
> > > constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
> >
> > It's happened several times. One time this guy was holding this
> > blue stuff that crashed into his house, I thought, you moron, why
> > would you touch that, you know what that is? YUCK.
> >
>
> What is it? Why, it's an Ass-teroid. :-)
I thought it was an icy BM.
Brian
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| Nancy Young |
Default User wrote:
>
> Mike Carvin wrote:
> > "Nancy Young" <qwerty@monmouth.com> wrote in message
> > > It's happened several times. One time this guy was holding this
> > > blue stuff that crashed into his house, I thought, you moron, why
> > > would you touch that, you know what that is? YUCK.
> > >
> >
> > What is it? Why, it's an Ass-teroid. :-)
>
> I thought it was an icy BM.
Man, that would have to hurt.
nancy
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| Dog3 |
"Default User" <first.last@boeing.com.invalid>
news:I3p301.3zo@news.boeing.com:
> Mike Carvin wrote:
>
>>
>> "Nancy Young" <qwerty@monmouth.com> wrote in message
>> news:413E2090.56BDD881@monmouth.com...
>> > steve wrote:
>> > >
>> > > Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a
>> > > serious structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a
>> > > 75 mil aluminum
>> case
>> > > lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some
>> serious
>> > > constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
>> >
>> > It's happened several times. One time this guy was holding this
>> > blue stuff that crashed into his house, I thought, you moron, why
>> > would you touch that, you know what that is? YUCK.
>> >
>>
>> What is it? Why, it's an Ass-teroid. :-)
>
>
> I thought it was an icy BM.
>
>
>
> Brian
>
<shudder> It could happen, right here in St. Louis. There was a concert
bus in Chicago that unloaded 'liquid' waste from the urinals in the lake
right on top of a boatload of party goers. UGH.
Michael
--
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house
and four people died.
-Steven Wright
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| gooeyboy |
"Drop A Load" <load@from.sky> wrote in message
news:AC5FC1VB38237.5446875@anonymous.poster...
> Airplane's Toilet Ice Crashes Garden Party
>
> GRAZ, Austria (AP) - It was an inelegant intruder on a sunny afternoon: a
> chunk of ice from a jetliner toilet that broke free and slammed into an
> Austrian family's garden.
>
> No one was injured when the ice tumbled from the sky Sunday afternoon in
> Graz, about 120 miles south of Vienna, authorities said. The fragment bore
> deep into the soil in the garden, where the unidentified family was
> enjoying a lazy summer afternoon.
>
> Police said the 6-inch ice ball almost certainly came from an airliner
> toilet, judging from its blue color and its odor. They did not elaborate.
>
>
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| Steve Calvin |
Dog3 wrote:
<snip>
>
> <shudder> It could happen, right here in St. Louis. There was a concert
> bus in Chicago that unloaded 'liquid' waste from the urinals in the lake
> right on top of a boatload of party goers. UGH.
>
> Michael
>
I heard about that. I forget which band it was but I think that it was
something like 300 gallons of waste through a steel deck bridge if I
recall correctly. I also seem to recall that the local constabulary
had some choice words for the group.
--
Steve
If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of
darkness?
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| Dave Smith |
Dog3 wrote:
>
> ><shudder> It could happen, right here in St. Louis. There was a concert
> bus in Chicago that unloaded 'liquid' waste from the urinals in the lake
> right on top of a boatload of party goers. UGH.
I heard about that one, but I'm trying to figure how the tanks can be dumped
on a moving bus.
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| Ron G |
Nancy Young <qwerty@monmouth.com> wrote in message
news:413E2090.56BDD881@monmouth.com...
> steve wrote:
> >
> > Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
> > structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum
case
> > lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some
serious
> > constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
>
> It's happened several times. One time this guy was holding this
> blue stuff that crashed into his house, I thought, you moron, why
> would you touch that, you know what that is? YUCK.
>
> nancy
It's happened here a few times. We are just west of Chicago/O'Hare airport.
Just one incident----
Newspapers report that the blue stuff stains the concrete sidewalks, nailed
a guy walking to the car, and his briefcase, and stained his car finish
pretty badly. (Plus ruined his suit, briefcase, car, sidewalk,and ruined his
day).
What a way to start a morning------
Actually, we have had maybe Three incidents here, reportd by the news media
in this area.
They say it is not a tank dropping, just some "dumping valve seal" failing.
Depending on plane altitude, it can be solid or liquid. The guy with the
briefcase got the liquid version --------
Best----
Ron
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| Richard Periut |
Ron G wrote:
> Nancy Young <qwerty@monmouth.com> wrote in message
> news:413E2090.56BDD881@monmouth.com...
>
>>steve wrote:
>>
>>>Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
>>>structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum
>
> case
>
>>>lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some
>
> serious
>
>>>constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
>>
>>It's happened several times. One time this guy was holding this
>>blue stuff that crashed into his house, I thought, you moron, why
>>would you touch that, you know what that is? YUCK.
>>
>>nancy
>
>
> It's happened here a few times. We are just west of Chicago/O'Hare airport.
> Just one incident----
> Newspapers report that the blue stuff stains the concrete sidewalks, nailed
> a guy walking to the car, and his briefcase, and stained his car finish
> pretty badly. (Plus ruined his suit, briefcase, car, sidewalk,and ruined his
> day).
> What a way to start a morning------
>
> Actually, we have had maybe Three incidents here, reportd by the news media
> in this area.
>
> They say it is not a tank dropping, just some "dumping valve seal" failing.
> Depending on plane altitude, it can be solid or liquid. The guy with the
> briefcase got the liquid version --------
>
> Best----
> Ron
>
>
>
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> Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
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>
>
Actually, I don't know what's worse; that, or receiving a wad of pelican
**** while going to Miami seaquarium. Really disgusting; it was so much,
I had the taste of it in my mouth, all over my shirt which I threw away
and bought a brand new one from I think Sears.
Rich
--
"Dum Spiro, Spero."
As long as I breath, I hope.
Cicero
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| alzelt |
Nancy Young wrote:
> steve wrote:
>
>>Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
>>structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum case
>>lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some serious
>>constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
>
>
> It's happened several times. One time this guy was holding this
> blue stuff that crashed into his house, I thought, you moron, why
> would you touch that, you know what that is? YUCK.
>
> nancy
Hey, maybe he thought it was a snow cone. :)
--
Alan
"I don't think you can win the war on terror."
...George (flip-flop) Bush, 8/30/2004
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| .@. |
On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 01:33:08 GMT, Richard Periut <rperiut@nj.rr.com>
wrote:
>Actually, I don't know what's worse; that, or receiving a wad of pelican
>**** while going to Miami seaquarium. Really disgusting; it was so much,
>I had the taste of it in my mouth, all over my shirt which I threw away
>and bought a brand new one from I think Sears.
>
>Rich
You are in good company, see the following links about Cyndi Lauper
and her concert in Mansfield, Mass. this past May.
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/0525lauper.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/st...2p-169888c.html
BTW, don't have any coffee, cola, etc in hand when you read them.
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| Joel M. Eichen |
From now on I am bring my umbrella even on sunny days ..... those blue
ice balls!
JOEL
On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 01:33:08 GMT, Richard Periut <rperiut@nj.rr.com>
wrote:
>>>It's happened several times. One time this guy was holding this
>>>blue stuff that crashed into his house, I thought, you moron, why
>>>would you touch that, you know what that is? YUCK.
>>>
>>>nancy
>>
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| tgilb |
"Dave Smith" <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
news:413E5455.70C667A3@sympatico.ca...
| Dog3 wrote:
|
| >
| > ><shudder> It could happen, right here in St. Louis. There was a
concert
| > bus in Chicago that unloaded 'liquid' waste from the urinals in the lake
| > right on top of a boatload of party goers. UGH.
|
| I heard about that one, but I'm trying to figure how the tanks can be
dumped
| on a moving bus.
-----------------------------------------------------
THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND have been accused of dumping 800lb (360 kg) of human
waste from their tourbus onto a boat filled with passengers on an
architecture trip.
It's claimed that more than 100 people were drenched in sewage in the
incident (August 8), when the driver of the bus emptied the septic tank
through a grate in the Kinzie Street bridge and into the Chicago river
below.
The state of Illinois is now suing the band for violating state laws.
The band and one of its drivers are facing civil penalties of $70,000
(£39,000) from the state for allegedly violating water pollution and public
nuisance legislation.
According to BBC News, a spokesperson for The Dave Matthews Band said: "Our
driver has stated that he was not involved in this incident."
He added that the band "will continue to be co-operative in this
investigation".
All of the people on the tour boat were refunded for the trip and none were
seriously injured. The boat was cleaned with disinfectant.
Attorney General Lisa Madigan said: "This incident may be unique, but that
does not lessen the environmental or public health risks posed by the
release of at least 800lbs of liquid human waste into a busy waterway and
onto a crowded tour boat."
http://www.murmurs.com/talk/showthread.php?t=72964
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| Bob Ward |
On Tue, 7 Sep 2004 16:38:05 -0400, "steve" <swragg@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
>structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum case
>lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some serious
>constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
Bull****.
How do they remove the sewage from the plane? By opening a drain
valve.
What happens if a drain valve leaks at high altitude?
Blue ice forms at the valve's outer opening.
What happens when the plane descends?
The blue ice falls off and lands in someone's living room.
http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/ar...ies/02local.htm
http://www.post-gazette.com/neigh_n...1blueicenp3.asp
http://www.hacan.org.uk/learn/brief...sFromHeaven.htm
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news...16-blue-ice.htm
http://www.sustdev.org/explore/tran.../02/23.01.shtml
>"Drop A Load" <load@from.sky> wrote in message
>news:AC5FC1VB38237.5446875@anonymous.poster...
>> Airplane's Toilet Ice Crashes Garden Party
>>
>> GRAZ, Austria (AP) - It was an inelegant intruder on a sunny afternoon: a
>> chunk of ice from a jetliner toilet that broke free and slammed into an
>> Austrian family's garden.
>>
>> No one was injured when the ice tumbled from the sky Sunday afternoon in
>> Graz, about 120 miles south of Vienna, authorities said. The fragment bore
>> deep into the soil in the garden, where the unidentified family was
>> enjoying a lazy summer afternoon.
>>
>> Police said the 6-inch ice ball almost certainly came from an airliner
>> toilet, judging from its blue color and its odor. They did not elaborate.
>>
>>
>
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| Robert Morein |
In article <ojt%c.32120$Ot3.24072@twister.nyc.rr.com>,
Richard Periut <rperiut@nj.rr.com> wrote:
> Actually, I don't know what's worse; that, or receiving a wad of pelican
> **** while going to Miami seaquarium. Really disgusting; it was so much,
> I had the taste of it in my mouth, all over my shirt which I threw away
> and bought a brand new one from I think Sears.
>
> Rich
This happened to you and you can't remember where you bought the new
shirt from?
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| Agamemnon |
In article <413E2090.56BDD881@monmouth.com>
Nancy Young <qwerty@monmouth.com> wrote:
>
> steve wrote:
> >
> > Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a
serious
> > structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75
mil aluminum case
> > lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would
take some serious
> > constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
>
> It's happened several times. One time this guy was holding
this
> blue stuff that crashed into his house, I thought, you moron,
why
> would you touch that, you know what that is? YUCK.
>
It's not the contents of the toilet - those are held until
dumped on the ground.
What happens is that waste water (from the sink) is vented
overboard through little pipes on the bottom of the airplane.
Since it's mighty cold at normal cruising altitudes, those vents
are heated in flight. When the heat to them fails, waste water
can freeze into a big clump, and that clump can come loose when
the airplane descends into warmer temperatures at lower
altitudes.
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| A.Lizard |
On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 01:33:08 GMT, Richard Periut
<rperiut@nj.rr.com> wrote:
>Ron G wrote:
>> Nancy Young <qwerty@monmouth.com> wrote in message
>> news:413E2090.56BDD881@monmouth.com...
>>
>>>steve wrote:
>>>
>>>>Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
>>>>structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum
>>
[snip]
>>
>
>Actually, I don't know what's worse; that, or receiving a wad of pelican
>**** while going to Miami seaquarium. Really disgusting; it was so much,
>I had the taste of it in my mouth, all over my shirt which I threw away
>and bought a brand new one from I think Sears.
If you don't want a pelican to **** in your mouth, don't lick his
asshole.
In future, I suggest you confine your kinky butt play to people
you meet in person or on Craigslist. As you obviously found out,
you can't always expect zoo security to protect you from your
Very Bad Ideas.
Glad I could help.
A.Lizard
obT: just *knowing* that there are people getting serious wood
over my suggestion.
>
>Rich
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| SJF |
"steve" <swragg@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:R_o%c.16526$0c.4315@read1.cgocable.net...
> Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
> structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum
case
> lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some serious
> constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
> "Drop A Load" <load@from.sky> wrote in message
> news:AC5FC1VB38237.5446875@anonymous.poster...
> > Airplane's Toilet Ice Crashes Garden Party
> >
> > GRAZ, Austria (AP) - It was an inelegant intruder on a sunny afternoon:
a
> > chunk of ice from a jetliner toilet that broke free and slammed into an
> > Austrian family's garden.
> >
> > No one was injured when the ice tumbled from the sky Sunday afternoon in
> > Graz, about 120 miles south of Vienna, authorities said. The fragment
bore
> > deep into the soil in the garden, where the unidentified family was
> > enjoying a lazy summer afternoon.
> >
> > Police said the 6-inch ice ball almost certainly came from an airliner
> > toilet, judging from its blue color and its odor. They did not
elaborate.
Remember the good old days when we traveled by train? Sign in the restroom
said "Do not use toilet while in station." No holding tanks there!
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| Joel M. Eichen |
On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:50:05 -0700, Robert Morein
<PhD_failure@nousefulinfo.com> wrote:
>In article <ojt%c.32120$Ot3.24072@twister.nyc.rr.com>,
> Richard Periut <rperiut@nj.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> Actually, I don't know what's worse; that, or receiving a wad of pelican
>> **** while going to Miami seaquarium. Really disgusting; it was so much,
>> I had the taste of it in my mouth, all over my shirt which I threw away
>> and bought a brand new one from I think Sears.
>>
>> Rich
>
>This happened to you and you can't remember where you bought the new
>shirt from?
Actually he stole it from another tourist but does not want to leave a
trail for police .......
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| Joel M. Eichen |
On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 03:10:48 GMT, Bob Ward <bobward@email.com> wrote:
>What happens when the plane descends?
>
>The blue ice falls off and lands in someone's living room.
QUESTION:
How do they avoid missing the living rooms?
Joel
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| Dave Smith |
tgilb wrote:
> "Dave Smith" <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> news:413E5455.70C667A3@sympatico.ca...
> | Dog3 wrote:
> |
> | >
> | > ><shudder> It could happen, right here in St. Louis. There was a
> concert
> | > bus in Chicago that unloaded 'liquid' waste from the urinals in the=
lake
> | > right on top of a boatload of party goers. UGH.
> |
> | I heard about that one, but I'm trying to figure how the tanks can be=
> dumped
> | on a moving bus.
> -----------------------------------------------------
> THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND have been accused of dumping 800lb (360 kg) of h=
uman
> waste from their tourbus onto a boat filled with passengers on an
> architecture trip.
>
> It's claimed that more than 100 people were drenched in sewage in the
> incident (August 8), when the driver of the bus emptied the septic tank=
> through a grate in the Kinzie Street bridge and into the Chicago river
> below.
>
> The state of Illinois is now suing the band for violating state laws.
>
> The band and one of its drivers are facing civil penalties of $70,000
> (=A339,000) from the state for allegedly violating water pollution and =
public
> nuisance legislation.
>
> According to BBC News, a spokesperson for The Dave Matthews Band said: =
"Our
> driver has stated that he was not involved in this incident."
>
> He added that the band "will continue to be co-operative in this
> investigation".
>
> All of the people on the tour boat were refunded for the trip and none =
were
> seriously injured. The boat was cleaned with disinfectant.
>
> Attorney General Lisa Madigan said: "This incident may be unique, but t=
hat
> does not lessen the environmental or public health risks posed by the
> release of at least 800lbs of liquid human waste into a busy waterway a=
nd
> onto a crowded tour boat."
>
> http://www.murmurs.com/talk/showthread.php?t=3D72964
The original reports I heard said that the bus was moving. I such did a s=
earch
and came up with a bunch more that indicated the bus was in motion.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/ent...441/detail.html
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5868758/
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5868758/
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| Mike Carvin |
<.@.> wrote in message news:dopsj097num7fk0thf40o9jifbrcbrksaq@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 01:33:08 GMT, Richard Periut <rperiut@nj.rr.com>
> wrote:
>
> You are in good company, see the following links about Cyndi Lauper
> and her concert in Mansfield, Mass. this past May.
>
> http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/0525lauper.html
>
> http://www.nydailynews.com/front/st...2p-169888c.html
>
>
> BTW, don't have any coffee, cola, etc in hand when you read them.
Well ya know.... gulls just want to have fun :-)
MikeC
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| Richard Periut |
..@. wrote:
> On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 01:33:08 GMT, Richard Periut <rperiut@nj.rr.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>>Actually, I don't know what's worse; that, or receiving a wad of pelican
>>**** while going to Miami seaquarium. Really disgusting; it was so much,
>>I had the taste of it in my mouth, all over my shirt which I threw away
>>and bought a brand new one from I think Sears.
>>
>>Rich
>
>
> You are in good company, see the following links about Cyndi Lauper
> and her concert in Mansfield, Mass. this past May.
>
> http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/0525lauper.html
>
> http://www.nydailynews.com/front/st...2p-169888c.html
>
>
> BTW, don't have any coffee, cola, etc in hand when you read them.
That was pretty freaky, but hey, I'm living testimony myself : )
Rich
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As long as I breath, I hope.
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| Richard Periut |
Robert Morein wrote:
> In article <ojt%c.32120$Ot3.24072@twister.nyc.rr.com>,
> Richard Periut <rperiut@nj.rr.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Actually, I don't know what's worse; that, or receiving a wad of pelican
>>**** while going to Miami seaquarium. Really disgusting; it was so much,
>>I had the taste of it in my mouth, all over my shirt which I threw away
>>and bought a brand new one from I think Sears.
>>
>>Rich
>
>
> This happened to you and you can't remember where you bought the new
> shirt from?
For crying out loud; it was about 20 years ago!!!
Rich
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As long as I breath, I hope.
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Richard Periut <rperiut@nj.rr.com> wrote in message news:<ojt%c.32120$Ot3.24072@twister.nyc.rr.com>...
> Actually, I don't know what's worse; that, or receiving a wad of pelican
> **** while going to Miami seaquarium. Really disgusting; it was so much,
> I had the taste of it in my mouth, all over my shirt which I threw away
> and bought a brand new one from I think Sears.
>
> Rich
Forget about being **** on by pelicans or Dave Matthews or planes -
you bought a shirt from SEARS??? Now THAT is tasteless!
I can just see the scene beneath the Dave Matthews band's bus - two
lovers in a rowboat. The guy drops to one knee, ring in hand, and
says, "Honey, unless God gives us a sign, we belong together". Cue 100
gallons' worth of ****.
The state of Illinois calls it water pollution. I call it good timing.
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In alt.tasteless SJF <SJF@nospam.com> wrote:
> Remember the good old days when we traveled by train? Sign in the restroom
> said "Do not use toilet while in station." No holding tanks there!
Seen on NYC-to-Boston trains (by me) as late as 1996. I think they've
since renovated most of the cars as part of the improvements on the line
(the line was recently electrified from New Haven, CT to Boston).
-Bosozoku
ObT: Having to drive through a foot of brownish, turbulent water near the
County Sewage Reclamation Plant on my way to work today. Some of it *did*
leak in - I guess that I'll see how my car smells in a few days.
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On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 19:41:04 +0000 (UTC), B0S0Z0KU
<speedtribesman@spammageddon.no.invalid> puked:
>In alt.tasteless SJF <SJF@nospam.com> wrote:
>> Remember the good old days when we traveled by train? Sign in the restroom
>> said "Do not use toilet while in station." No holding tanks there!
>
>Seen on NYC-to-Boston trains (by me) as late as 1996. I think they've
>since renovated most of the cars as part of the improvements on the line
>(the line was recently electrified from New Haven, CT to Boston).
>
They stopped it because the hobos kept stopping on the tracks to
eat...
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On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 19:41:04 +0000 (UTC), B0S0Z0KU
<speedtribesman@spammageddon.no.invalid> wrote:
>In alt.tasteless SJF <SJF@nospam.com> wrote:
>> Remember the good old days when we traveled by train? Sign in the restroom
>> said "Do not use toilet while in station." No holding tanks there!
>
>Seen on NYC-to-Boston trains (by me) as late as 1996. I think they've
>since renovated most of the cars as part of the improvements on the line
>(the line was recently electrified from New Haven, CT to Boston).
IIRC, some fisherman in a boat under a railroad trestle got angry
and complained to the EPA, or something.
It amuses me on Europan trains to be able to see the raiload
sleepers flashing by when I flush a toilet.
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On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 19:41:04 +0000 (UTC), B0S0Z0KU
<speedtribesman@spammageddon.no.invalid> wrote:
>In alt.tasteless SJF <SJF@nospam.com> wrote:
>> Remember the good old days when we traveled by train? Sign in the restroom
>> said "Do not use toilet while in station." No holding tanks there!
>
>Seen on NYC-to-Boston trains (by me) as late as 1996. I think they've
>since renovated most of the cars as part of the improvements on the line
>(the line was recently electrified from New Haven, CT to Boston).
But it was very cool to step on the treadle and watch the tracks go
whizzing by at 60 mph.
>
>-Bosozoku
>
>ObT: Having to drive through a foot of brownish, turbulent water near the
>County Sewage Reclamation Plant on my way to work today. Some of it *did*
>leak in - I guess that I'll see how my car smells in a few days.
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So you are saying that if the fishermen looked up they could have been
arrested for something?
JOEL
On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 12:49:33 -0600, Hatunen <hatuunen@cox.net> wrote:
>IIRC, some fisherman in a boat under a railroad trestle got angry
>and complained to the EPA, or something.
>
>It amuses me on Europan trains to be able to see the raiload
>sleepers flashing by when I flush a toilet.
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On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 19:46:46 GMT, lab~rat <chase@cheese.net> wrote:
>On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 19:41:04 +0000 (UTC), B0S0Z0KU
><speedtribesman@spammageddon.no.invalid> puked:
>
>>In alt.tasteless SJF <SJF@nospam.com> wrote:
>>> Remember the good old days when we traveled by train? Sign in the restroom
>>> said "Do not use toilet while in station." No holding tanks there!
>>
>>Seen on NYC-to-Boston trains (by me) as late as 1996. I think they've
>>since renovated most of the cars as part of the improvements on the line
>>(the line was recently electrified from New Haven, CT to Boston).
>>
>
>They stopped it because the hobos kept stopping on the tracks to
>eat...
Sounds like a Jack-in-the-Box E. coli excuse ........
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On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 15:53:31 -0400, Joel M. Eichen
<joeleichen@yahoo.com> puked:
>So you are saying that if the fishermen looked up they could have been
>arrested for something?
>
....asks Dave Matthews' lawyer...
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In article <AC5FC1VB38237.5446875@anonymous.poster>, load@from.sky
says...
> Airplane's Toilet Ice Crashes Garden Party
>
> GRAZ, Austria (AP) - It was an inelegant intruder on a sunny afternoon: a
> chunk of ice from a jetliner toilet that broke free and slammed into an
> Austrian family's garden.
>
> No one was injured when the ice tumbled from the sky Sunday afternoon in
> Graz, about 120 miles south of Vienna, authorities said. The fragment bore
> deep into the soil in the garden, where the unidentified family was
> enjoying a lazy summer afternoon.
>
> Police said the 6-inch ice ball almost certainly came from an airliner
> toilet, judging from its blue color and its odor. They did not elaborate.
>
A few years ago, this very same thing happened to Martha Stewart at a
garden party she was hosting at her Seal Harbor, Maine place. Of
course, an ice sculptor was on staff at the event, and she rapidly
created a stunning original rendition of a turd, which then took its
rightful place next to the original floral centerpiece on the main
buffet table.
If more people would follow Martha's example, this would be a much more
manageable "problem".
Bob
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| Beirader |
bob@yab.ogr wrote:
> In article <AC5FC1VB38237.5446875@anonymous.poster>, load@from.sky
> says...
>
>>Airplane's Toilet Ice Crashes Garden Party
>>
>>GRAZ, Austria (AP) - It was an inelegant intruder on a sunny afternoon: a
>>chunk of ice from a jetliner toilet that broke free and slammed into an
>>Austrian family's garden.
>>
>>No one was injured when the ice tumbled from the sky Sunday afternoon in
>>Graz, about 120 miles south of Vienna, authorities said. The fragment bore
>>deep into the soil in the garden, where the unidentified family was
>>enjoying a lazy summer afternoon.
>>
>>Police said the 6-inch ice ball almost certainly came from an airliner
>>toilet, judging from its blue color and its odor. They did not elaborate.
>>
>
> A few years ago, this very same thing happened to Martha Stewart at a
> garden party she was hosting at her Seal Harbor, Maine place. Of
> course, an ice sculptor was on staff at the event, and she rapidly
> created a stunning original rendition of a turd, which then took its
> rightful place next to the original floral centerpiece on the main
> buffet table.
>
> If more people would follow Martha's example, this would be a much more
> manageable "problem".
>
> Bob
What nonsense.
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"Beirader" <kiltyone@dslextreme.com> wrote in message
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<snip>
> What nonsense.
As the whole thread is nonsense...
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| Nonymous |
> http://www.faa.gov/fsdo/ord/blueice.htm
"the ice would break up and melt long before it hit the ground. If the ice
doesn't fall off, it will melt off as the airplane descends through the
lower and warmer altitudes on its approach to an airport"
Umm, from, say, November through February, too?
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<bob@yab.ogr> wrote in message
news:MPG.1ba97aec5a4ca36d9896b8@news.erols.com...
> In article <AC5FC1VB38237.5446875@anonymous.poster>, load@from.sky
> says...
> > Airplane's Toilet Ice Crashes Garden Party
> A few years ago, this very same thing happened to Martha Stewart at a
> garden party she was hosting at her Seal Harbor, Maine place. Of
> course, an ice sculptor was on staff at the event, and she rapidly
> created a stunning original rendition of a turd, which then took its
> rightful place next to the original floral centerpiece on the main
> buffet table.
Yeah, right.
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| Truth |
> > Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
> > structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum case
> > lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some serious
> > constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
>
> It's happened several times. One time this guy was holding this
> blue stuff that crashed into his house,
This happens so often, that it makes local news at least once a year.
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| Truth |
> Actually, I don't know what's worse; that, or receiving a wad of pelican
> **** while going to Miami seaquarium.
Depends if you consider being killed worse, or a better thing.
> Really disgusting; it was so much,
> I had the taste of it in my mouth,
Please describe the taste to us.
> all over my shirt which I threw away
Do a google search on "washing machines"
> and bought a brand new one from I think Sears.
You probably walked right past some washing machines in that store. They are
huge square shaped white objects.
You put the shirt in one of those, and it "washes" the stain right out of your
shirt.
It's like magic for those that have never seen one before.
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| Truth |
> You are in good company, see the following links about Cyndi Lauper
> and her concert in Mansfield, Mass. this past May.
>
> http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/0525lauper.html
>
> http://www.nydailynews.com/front/st...2p-169888c.html
>
> BTW, don't have any coffee, cola, etc in hand when you read them.
I actually did exactly that, I put a can of cola in my hand, and read the
stories and absolutely nothing happened with the cola at all. In fact,
then I put some cola in my mouth and read the stories again, still nothing.
Why can't I have this in my hand when reading them?
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| Truth |
> From now on I am bring my umbrella even on sunny days .....
Then people will start thinking you are a child molester.
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| Truth |
> > Actually, I don't know what's worse; that, or receiving a wad of pelican
> > **** while going to Miami seaquarium. Really disgusting; it was so much,
> > I had the taste of it in my mouth, all over my shirt which I threw away
> > and bought a brand new one from I think Sears.
> >
> > Rich
>
> This happened to you and you can't remember where you bought the new
> shirt from?
That is usually how it goes with urban legends.
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| Truth |
> > This happened to you and you can't remember where you bought the new
> > shirt from?
> For crying out loud; it was about 20 years ago!!!
Yet you remember the **** going into your mouth and being able to taste it,
and that was 20 years ago too!!!
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| Truth |
> If you don't want a pelican to **** in your mouth,
Don't look straight up into the sky and open your mouth wide open.
There is no way a pelican could **** into my mouth. My mouth would be closed,
and even when speaking, it would not be open towards the sky.
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| Truth |
> Forget about being **** on by pelicans or Dave Matthews or planes -
> you bought a shirt from SEARS??? Now THAT is tasteless!
But he doesn't remember if it was Sears for sure. Imagine not knowing something like that!
"Gee, I don't remember if I bought my stereo from WalMart or not. It was 20 years ago, so I can't
remember."
What a ******* liar!
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| Truth |
> Remember the good old days when we traveled by train? Sign in the restroom
> said "Do not use toilet while in station." No holding tanks there!
Or on mobile homes, bumper stickers that read:
"Don't honk, or I'll flush."
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| Truth |
> Having to drive through a foot of brownish, turbulent water near the
> County Sewage Reclamation Plant on my way to work today. Some of it *did*
> leak in - I guess that I'll see how my car smells in a few days.
Try tasting it. See if it has a sweet/sour type of taste, tastes like
antifreeze, or if it tastes more like chicken ****.
Tell us which it tasted like, and I can tell you what it was, and if your car
will be ok or if you need to have it desanitized.
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| Truth |
> So you are saying that if the fishermen looked up they could have been
> arrested for something?
Sure, so long as Bush and Kerry are in power in our government, yes.
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| Truth |
> > A few years ago, this very same thing happened to Martha Stewart at a
> > garden party she was hosting at her Seal Harbor, Maine place. Of
> > course, an ice sculptor was on staff at the event, and she rapidly
> > created a stunning original rendition of a turd, which then took its
> > rightful place next to the original floral centerpiece on the main
> > buffet table.
> >
> > If more people would follow Martha's example, this would be a much more
> > manageable "problem".
> >
> > Bob
> What nonsense.
Nonsense?! I was AT that event and can confirm that it DID happen as described
above.
Nonsense my ASS!
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| Joel M. Eichen |
On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 17:33:38 GMT, Truth <yenc@sucks.com> wrote:
>> So you are saying that if the fishermen looked up they could have been
>> arrested for something?
>
>Sure, so long as Bush and Kerry are in power in our government, yes.
>
Kidding? I thought they are from two different parties .....
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Truth wrote:
> >But he doesn't remember if it was Sears for sure. Imagine not knowing something like that!
>
> "Gee, I don't remember if I bought my stereo from WalMart or not. It was 20 years ago, so I can't
> remember."
>
> What a ******* liar!
I can remember where a bought a few of my shirts. I have a bunch of others that I am sure that I
bought, but I have no idea where. Those that I remember are exceptional good shirts and were bought over
the last few years. Some of those that I do not remember are old or .... I just don't remember.
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| Truth |
> > >But he doesn't remember if it was Sears for sure. Imagine not knowing something like that!
> >
> > "Gee, I don't remember if I bought my stereo from WalMart or not. It was 20 years ago, so I can't
> > remember."
> >
> > What a ******* liar!
>
> I can remember where a bought a few of my shirts. I have a bunch of others that I am sure that I
> bought, but I have no idea where.
That should scare the hell out of you. Perhaps you should be checked for Alzheimer's. Do you use
products that contain Aspartame in the ingredients? I bet you do, and this would explain why you can't
remember things like this.
I can't imagine owning a shirt that I had no idea where it came from! There is not an item in my house I
don't know where it came from! But with you, I could put a clock radio with a camera and microphone in
your house and you would not be surprised by it being in your house, because there are many things you just
don't remember where they came from, so perhaps you just forgot where you got that clock radio from too.
> Those that I remember are exceptional good shirts and were bought over
> the last few years. Some of those that I do not remember are old or .... I just don't remember.
Just think about what else you don't remember. Very scary ****!
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| Truth |
> >> So you are saying that if the fishermen looked up they could have been
> >> arrested for something?
> >
> >Sure, so long as Bush and Kerry are in power in our government, yes.
> >
>
> Kidding? I thought they are from two different parties .....
Are Equal and NutraSweet made by two different companies? No.
Republican and Democrat are BOTH part of the US government system. The same
exact government that has been in power since you have been alive.
Libertarian, Green, Reform, Socialist, Nationalist, Communist, etc, would be
parties that are different from what we have now.
If Kerry becomes president, the next four years will be exactly as they have
been the past four years under Bush.
If you put Equal in your coffee, it will be exactly the same as if you put
NutraSweet in it.
The brand name differences are just to confuse you and make you choose
between two things, when in fact you are always continuing to get the same
thing.
If you boycott NutraSweet and buy Equal instead, or stop buying Equal because
NutraSweet is cheaper, the company (Monsanto, formerly Searle) doesn't care,
so long as you continue to buy their product instead of buying from another
company.
If you boycott Bush and vote for Kerry, the US government doesn't care, so
long as you don't vote out the government and go with a new government, like
Libertarian, Green, or whatever.
If you are happy with the way things are now, then go ahead and vote for
Kerry.
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"Truth" <yenc@sucks.com> wrote in message
news:4141E2CD.168E483B@sucks.com...
> > You are in good company, see the following links about Cyndi Lauper
> > and her concert in Mansfield, Mass. this past May.
> >
> > http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/0525lauper.html
> >
> > http://www.nydailynews.com/front/st...2p-169888c.html
> >
> > BTW, don't have any coffee, cola, etc in hand when you read them.
>
> I actually did exactly that, I put a can of cola in my hand, and read the
> stories and absolutely nothing happened with the cola at all. In fact,
> then I put some cola in my mouth and read the stories again, still
nothing.
>
> Why can't I have this in my hand when reading them?
>
>
Your cola must have been flat. Normally, when you read that story, the cola
will spew all over you for no reason...
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| Truth |
> > > You are in good company, see the following links about Cyndi Lauper
> > > and her concert in Mansfield, Mass. this past May.
> > >
> > > http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/0525lauper.html
> > >
> > > http://www.nydailynews.com/front/st...2p-169888c.html
> > >
> > > BTW, don't have any coffee, cola, etc in hand when you read them.
> >
> > I actually did exactly that, I put a can of cola in my hand, and read the
> > stories and absolutely nothing happened with the cola at all. In fact,
> > then I put some cola in my mouth and read the stories again, still
> nothing.
> >
> > Why can't I have this in my hand when reading them?
> >
> >
>
> Your cola must have been flat. Normally, when you read that story, the cola
> will spew all over you for no reason...
BULL****!! LIES!! And I take high offense at your accusation that I would
have anything but the highest quality Cola. The insult and personal attack
that I would have flat Cola has got to be the worst and lowest I have ever seen
on this group. You should go down on your mother with that mouth!
But just to prove your are a liar, I just opened a new fresh can of the highest
quality Cola known to man and read the stupid links again. Still nothing.
So ha ha ****er! You have been proven a liar and bull****ter once again!
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On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 07:34:13 -0400, "Nonymous" <noham@nospam.com>
wrote:
>> http://www.faa.gov/fsdo/ord/blueice.htm
>
>"the ice would break up and melt long before it hit the ground. If the ice
>doesn't fall off, it will melt off as the airplane descends through the
>lower and warmer altitudes on its approach to an airport"
>
>Umm, from, say, November through February, too?
So that last summer hailstorm couldn't have happene?
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| AC |
That's not the reason for the sign. I'll leave it to you to work out what
the real reason is...
"SJF" <SJF@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:lsy%c.115746$4o.94294@fed1read01...
>
> "steve" <swragg@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:R_o%c.16526$0c.4315@read1.cgocable.net...
> > Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
> > structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum
> case
> > lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some
serious
> > constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
> > "Drop A Load" <load@from.sky> wrote in message
> > news:AC5FC1VB38237.5446875@anonymous.poster...
> > > Airplane's Toilet Ice Crashes Garden Party
> > >
> > > GRAZ, Austria (AP) - It was an inelegant intruder on a sunny
afternoon:
> a
> > > chunk of ice from a jetliner toilet that broke free and slammed into
an
> > > Austrian family's garden.
> > >
> > > No one was injured when the ice tumbled from the sky Sunday afternoon
in
> > > Graz, about 120 miles south of Vienna, authorities said. The fragment
> bore
> > > deep into the soil in the garden, where the unidentified family was
> > > enjoying a lazy summer afternoon.
> > >
> > > Police said the 6-inch ice ball almost certainly came from an airliner
> > > toilet, judging from its blue color and its odor. They did not
> elaborate.
>
> Remember the good old days when we traveled by train? Sign in the
restroom
> said "Do not use toilet while in station." No holding tanks there!
>
>
>
>
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"steve" <swragg@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
> structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum
> case lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some
> serious constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
And why would it be frozen?
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On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 20:28:06 -0400, "dwacon" <hee.haw@jack.ass> wrote:
>"steve" <swragg@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:R_o%c.16526$0c.4315@read1.cgocable.net...
>
>> Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
>> structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum
>> case lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some
>> serious constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
>
>And why would it be frozen?
Airlines are required to freeze turds before tossing them out of
airplanes ... It an old FAA rule.
Joel
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| dwacon |
"Joel M. Eichen" <joeleichen@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1l77k05bsoljdf8nhq6vrrdq398vbd42bd@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 20:28:06 -0400, "dwacon" <hee.haw@jack.ass> wrote:
>
> >"steve" <swragg@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:R_o%c.16526$0c.4315@read1.cgocable.net...
> >
> >> Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
> >> structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum
> >> case lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some
> >> serious constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
> >
> >And why would it be frozen?
>
> Airlines are required to freeze turds before tossing them out of
> airplanes ... It an old FAA rule.
Is that why Mr. Hanky wore a scarf?
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| Chuck |
"dwacon" <hee.haw@jack.ass> wrote in message
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> "steve" <swragg@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:R_o%c.16526$0c.4315@read1.cgocable.net...
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> > Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
> > structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum
> > case lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some
> > serious constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
>
> And why would it be frozen?
>
>
It's really cold at 40,000 feet in the sky...
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| Joel M. Eichen |
On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 11:30:18 GMT, "Chuck" <chuck@host.invalid> wrote:
>> And why would it be frozen?
>>
>>
>
>It's really cold at 40,000 feet in the sky...
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YUP, try tossing a turd way up there and see how it comes down .....
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| dwacon |
"Joel M. Eichen" <joeleichen@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 11:30:18 GMT, "Chuck" <chuck@host.invalid> wrote:
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> >> And why would it be frozen?
> >>
> >>
> >
> >It's really cold at 40,000 feet in the sky...
> >
> >
> >---
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> YUP, try tossing a turd way up there and see how it comes down .....
That would require some serious projectile defecation capabilities.
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| coasterqueen |
Something like that really did happen last year. It's called "Blue Ice."
http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/ar...ies/03local.htm
"dwacon" <hee.haw@jack.ass> wrote in message
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> "Joel M. Eichen" <joeleichen@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:9rf8k01qv1t2uaf9if3qj10clc2ngbhn2r@4ax.com...
> > On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 11:30:18 GMT, "Chuck" <chuck@host.invalid> wrote:
> >
> > >> And why would it be frozen?
> > >>
> > >>
> > >
> > >It's really cold at 40,000 feet in the sky...
> > >
> > >
> > >---
> >
> > YUP, try tossing a turd way up there and see how it comes down .....
>
>
> That would require some serious projectile defecation capabilities.
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> God bless America... and no place else.
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| Andrew Szafran |
In alt.tasteless Hatunen <hatuunen@cox.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 8 Sep 2004 19:41:04 +0000 (UTC), B0S0Z0KU
> <speedtribesman@spammageddon.no.invalid> wrote:
>>In alt.tasteless SJF <SJF@nospam.com> wrote:
>>Seen on NYC-to-Boston trains (by me) as late as 1996. I think they've
>>since renovated most of the cars as part of the improvements on the line
>>(the line was recently electrified from New Haven, CT to Boston).
> IIRC, some fisherman in a boat under a railroad trestle got angry
> and complained to the EPA, or something.
I've heard that it was actually the mayor of Portland, Oregon on his boat.
That and the human spoor on the tracks attracted wildlife, which would
often get hit by trains, much to the dismay of PETards and
environmentalists. (Not to mention that a large animal like a bear might
actually have the potential to cause some damage, if only cosmetic, to a
train.)
> It amuses me on Europan trains to be able to see the raiload
> sleepers flashing by when I flush a toilet.
In all seriousness, it's probably better for the environment to just dump
the stuff on the tracks and let it decompose in the sun rather than adding
noxious chemicals into the mix and having to worry about disposal.
-Andrew
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| Rod Speed |
Truth <yenc@sucks.com> wrote in message
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> Why is hail frozen?
Some damned god or other froze it, stupid.
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| Joel M. Eichen |
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 22:54:17 -0400, "dwacon" <hee.haw@jack.ass> wrote:
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>"Truth" <yenc@sucks.com> wrote in message
>news:41460D8B.A3D5D299@sucks.com...
>> > >And why would it be frozen?
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>> Why is hail frozen?
>
>Because the ice maker is broken.
Do not use the blue ice cubes!
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| AC |
Now I know where shelley's name for cartman came from - Astroturd
"steve" <swragg@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen (unless a serious
> structural failure occurs). All excrement is held in a 75 mil aluminum
case
> lined with another 75 mils of urethane rubber. It would take some serious
> constipation, or a pick axe to break thru that tank.
> "Drop A Load" <load@from.sky> wrote in message
> news:AC5FC1VB38237.5446875@anonymous.poster...
> > Airplane's Toilet Ice Crashes Garden Party
> >
> > GRAZ, Austria (AP) - It was an inelegant intruder on a sunny afternoon:
a
> > chunk of ice from a jetliner toilet that broke free and slammed into an
> > Austrian family's garden.
> >
> > No one was injured when the ice tumbled from the sky Sunday afternoon in
> > Graz, about 120 miles south of Vienna, authorities said. The fragment
bore
> > deep into the soil in the garden, where the unidentified family was
> > enjoying a lazy summer afternoon.
> >
> > Police said the 6-inch ice ball almost certainly came from an airliner
> > toilet, judging from its blue color and its odor. They did not
elaborate.
> >
> >
>
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| Truth |
> >And why would it be frozen?
Why is hail frozen?
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| Joel M. Eichen |
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 21:13:30 GMT, Truth <yenc@sucks.com> wrote:
>> >And why would it be frozen?
>
>Why is hail frozen?
The airline crew freezes it before tossing it overboard .......
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| ~^Johnny^~ |
On Tue, 7 Sep 2004 16:38:05 -0400, "steve" <swragg@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Urban legend....never happend nor will ever happen
You're wrong.
This mishap is NOT UNCOMMON.
Faulty, leaky plumbing is to blame.
The black water freezes and accumalates on the skin.
Finally, it breaks loose from the airplane skin,
and falls to the ground.
This gives a new twist to the definition of "black ice". :-)
>news:AC5FC1VB38237.5446875@anonymous.poster...
>> Airplane's Toilet Ice Crashes Garden Party
>>
>> GRAZ, Austria (AP) - It was an inelegant intruder on a sunny afternoon: a
>> chunk of ice from a jetliner toilet that broke free and slammed into an
>> Austrian family's garden.
>>
>> No one was injured when the ice tumbled from the sky Sunday afternoon in
>> Graz, about 120 miles south of Vienna, authorities said. The fragment bore
>> deep into the soil in the garden, where the unidentified family was
>> enjoying a lazy summer afternoon.
>>
>> Police said the 6-inch ice ball almost certainly came from an airliner
>> toilet, judging from its blue color and its odor. They did not elaborate.
>>
>>
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| dwacon |
"Truth" <yenc@sucks.com> wrote in message
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> > >And why would it be frozen?
>
> Why is hail frozen?
Because the ice maker is broken.
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| ~^Johnny^~ |
On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 20:38:45 GMT, Truth <yenc@sucks.com> wrote:
>But just to prove your are a liar, I just opened a new fresh can of the highest
>quality Cola known to man and read the stupid links again.
Unless it was Jolt Cola, you are a liar!!!
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