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Poem written by Bush and Cheney as a tribute to the "Pillow Biters"
who won them the election:
PILLOW BITERS
by George W. Bush and Dick Cheney
with input from Karl Rove
When you get ****ed in the ass real hard,
And it feels like it's by an armadillo
It may definitely leave you scarred,
Only thing you can do, is bite a pillow!
A pillow biter you do become,
Biting pillows whenever your ass gets drilled
For anal sex will leave your ass numb,
At biting pillows, you will be very skilled
A pillow biter though, seems to be,
A nickname which gay guys are commonly called
It really don't make much sense to me,
Don't cocks up the ass, leave girls also appalled???
So if you plan to have anal sex,
Go buy a lot of pillows at Ikea
Getting ****ed in the ass ain't complex,
Making you bite pillows is the idea!
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