| Nancy Young |
At Christmas time at work, people would say HO HO HO!
I'd say, who you callin a ho?
Now if you aren't raised in New Yawk, you'll have to get the joke.
Usually I'd get a stare, then a big laugh.
So, tonight I turned on Cops. It was two episodes of HO HO HO Cops.
I didn't think anything about it until I paid enough attention to
notice that both shows were about arresting hookers. Then I got
the joke.
(giggling) nancy
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| Dave Smith |
Nancy Young wrote:
> At Christmas time at work, people would say HO HO HO!
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> I'd say, who you callin a ho?
>
> Now if you aren't raised in New Yawk, you'll have to get the joke.
> Usually I'd get a stare, then a big laugh.
There is a Canadian comedy program called "Corner Gas " set in a small
town in the middle of rural Saskatchewan, and in one episode they
decided the town should build the world's biggest something to attract
tourists. The mayor's granny suggests a big hoe. Everyone makes cracks
about it behind her back but no one wants to clue her in.
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| Felice Friese |
"Nancy Young" <qwerty@monmouth.com> wrote in message
news:41BBAD10.3758A344@monmouth.com...
>
> At Christmas time at work, people would say HO HO HO!
>
> I'd say, who you callin a ho?
>
> Now if you aren't raised in New Yawk, you'll have to get the joke.
> Usually I'd get a stare, then a big laugh.
>
> So, tonight I turned on Cops. It was two episodes of HO HO HO Cops.
> I didn't think anything about it until I paid enough attention to
> notice that both shows were about arresting hookers. Then I got
> the joke.
>
> (giggling) nancy
Joining you in a giggle, I ask you to imagine the illustration for a Noo
Yawk Christmas card with a "HO HO HO" caption.
Right up there with one of my favorites: a bluebird, a baked pie and some
holly, with the caption "May the bluebird of happiness crap in your
Christmas pie."
Felice
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| Nancy Young |
Dave Smith wrote:
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> Nancy Young wrote:
>
> > At Christmas time at work, people would say HO HO HO!
> >
> > I'd say, who you callin a ho?
> >
> > Now if you aren't raised in New Yawk, you'll have to get the joke.
> > Usually I'd get a stare, then a big laugh.
>
> There is a Canadian comedy program called "Corner Gas " set in a small
> town in the middle of rural Saskatchewan, and in one episode they
> decided the town should build the world's biggest something to attract
> tourists. The mayor's granny suggests a big hoe. Everyone makes cracks
> about it behind her back but no one wants to clue her in.
That's hilarious. A friend of mine, she has a similar sense of
humor, I gave tickets to a football game to her and her new boyfriend.
The last part was make a left on Hoes Lane. By the time I saw her
again, she was like ... I can't believe I had to read Turn left onto
Hoes Lane on my first date. I knew she'd laugh, but I did set her
up. The directions were correct, but I could have warned her.
nancy
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