| Heinz Ketchup |
Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle
Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis
in a bottle of ketchup.
Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before
putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and
their children, Madeleine and Simon.
"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized,"
she said.
"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just
left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a
ketchup bottle."
The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in
Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on
Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.
"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.
Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_...08309142293B235
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| When everything is lonely I can be my own best fri |
Sacre bleu! You have discovered my secret ingredient!
Heinz Ketchup wrote:
> Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle
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> Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis
> in a bottle of ketchup.
>
> Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before
> putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and
> their children, Madeleine and Simon.
>
> "It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium
sized,"
> she said.
>
> "It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just
> left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a
> ketchup bottle."
>
> The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in
> Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought
on
> Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.
>
> "I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.
>
> Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP
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>
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_...08309142293B235
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| crofter |
x-no-archive: yes
i would have thought someone would notice their dick missing, when
c(l)ocking off work!
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| Postman's Holiday |
To bad the bottle didn't show up in the UK. Some of those people love
spotted dick.
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| Alan S |
On 14 Feb 2005 14:45:04 -0800, "Postman's Holiday"
<wayupnorthland@bigmailbox.net> wrote:
|To bad the bottle didn't show up in the UK. Some of those people love
|spotted dick.
Thanks.
Please issue keyboard alerts. Off to get the chamois...
Cheers, Alan
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| ATP* |
"Heinz Ketchup" <whatsin@yourketchup.com> wrote in message
news:J6Z96GYX38397.2289814815@si93kru1.poster...
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> Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle
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> Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis
> in a bottle of ketchup.
Anticipation.......................
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| Kent Wills |
For reasons I don't want to explore, on Mon, 14 Feb 2005 19:31:51
-0500, "ATP*" <eugene@ogedin.com> wrote:
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>"Heinz Ketchup" <whatsin@yourketchup.com> wrote in message
>news:J6Z96GYX38397.2289814815@si93kru1.poster...
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>> Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle
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>> Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis
>> in a bottle of ketchup.
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>Anticipation.......................
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It took me a moment but... BOO!! Bad joke.
Ok, it was funny.
Kent
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When cryptography is outlawed,
bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
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| Bob |
Kent signed:
> When cryptography is outlawed,
> bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
Cute.
(For those who don't want to figure it out for themselves, the answer is
given below.)
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"only outlaws will have privacy"
Bob
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