| Nancy Young |
From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.
MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
SO I DID
This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.
DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE
Too funny. nancy
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| Doug Kanter |
Bumper sticker yesterday:
"Keep Honking. I'm Reloading"
:-)
"Nancy Young" <qwerty@monmouth.com> wrote in message
news:d0icv4$gnv$1@news.monmouth.com...
> From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
> and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.
>
> MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
> SO I DID
>
> This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
> an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.
>
> DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE
>
> Too funny. nancy
>
>
>
>
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| Damsel in dis Dress |
"Doug Kanter" <ancientangler@hotmail.com>, if that's their real name,
wrote:
>Bumper sticker yesterday:
>"Keep Honking. I'm Reloading"
Gotta get one of those. LOL!
Carol
--
"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."
*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_
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| Dimitri |
"Nancy Young" <qwerty@monmouth.com> wrote in message
news:d0icv4$gnv$1@news.monmouth.com...
> From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
> and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.
>
> MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
> SO I DID
>
> This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
> an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.
>
> DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE
>
> Too funny. nancy
LOL
Form the wine country in Central California:
Friend don't let friends Drink
White Zinfandel
Dimitri
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| Rusty |
Bumper stickers:
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed
For 70mph.
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like
Jabba The Hut?
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
Lottery: A tax on people who don't understand statistics.
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
Jesus, protect me from your followers.
Don't hit me, my lawer is in jail.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Rusty
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| A.C. |
Nancy Young wrote:
> From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
> and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.
>
> MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
> SO I DID
>
> This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
> an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.
>
> DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE
how about....
Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive!
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| Nexis |
"Nancy Young" <qwerty@monmouth.com> wrote in message
news:d0icv4$gnv$1@news.monmouth.com...
> From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
> and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.
>
> MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
> SO I DID
>
> This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
> an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.
>
> DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE
>
> Too funny. nancy
My uncle recently sent some to my Mom from a trip he and my aunt were
on....my favorites:
"LEFT TURN ONLY" with an arrow pointing right
and
"ENTRANCE ONLY.....(below that) DO NOT ENTER"
kimberly
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| Amarantha |
My favourite sign is in a street inna Melbourne suburb named Through Rd.
Under the street sign is another advising that it's "No Through Rd".
My favourite bumper sticker says, "Yes, but not with you."
K
--
nil illegitimi carborundum
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| Wayne Boatwright |
On Mon 07 Mar 2005 01:18:42p, Nancy Young wrote in rec.food.cooking:
> From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
> and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.
>
> MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
> SO I DID
>
> This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
> an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.
>
> DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE
>
> Too funny. nancy
A bumper sticker I saw years ago read...
Read the Bible, it'll scare the hell out of you!
--
Wayne Boatwright
____________________________________________
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974
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| Phyllis Stone |
There was a sign years ago on a semi-major road that said "Stop A Head." I
always wondered if they had gotten a discount on that sign.
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| Mary |
I saw a billboard in Indiana years ago advertising two businesses at
the same address, one ad on the left and one on the right. The left
side was for dog training, and the right side was for taxidermy! Talk
about motivation . . .
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| aem |
Mary wrote:
> I saw a billboard in Indiana years ago advertising two businesses at
> the same address, one ad on the left and one on the right. The left
> side was for dog training, and the right side was for taxidermy!
> Talk about motivation . . .
In the Hunter Valley north of Sydney, possibly in the town of Maitland
but my memory is shaky, there is a large sign advertising a law firm:
Vile and Vile, attorneys at law.
-aem
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| -- |
"aem" <aem_again@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1110265926.317271.134080@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Mary wrote:
> > I saw a billboard in Indiana years ago advertising two businesses at
> > the same address, one ad on the left and one on the right. The left
> > side was for dog training, and the right side was for taxidermy!
> > Talk about motivation . . .
>
> In the Hunter Valley north of Sydney, possibly in the town of Maitland
> but my memory is shaky, there is a large sign advertising a law firm:
> Vile and Vile, attorneys at law.
>
> -aem
>
apparently a branch of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
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| maxine in ri |
On Mon, 07 Mar 2005 21:25:25 GMT, "Dimitri" <Dimitri_C@prodigy.net>
connected the dots and wrote:
~
~"Nancy Young" <qwerty@monmouth.com> wrote in message
~news:d0icv4$gnv$1@news.monmouth.com...
~> From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
~> and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.
~>
~> MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
~> SO I DID
~>
~> This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
~> an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.
~>
~> DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE
~>
~> Too funny. nancy
~
~
~LOL
~
~Form the wine country in Central California:
~
~Friend don't let friends Drink
~White Zinfandel
~
~Dimitri
~
I used to live around the corner from No Fair street. Across the
road, heading towards the bay, was So Fair street. No punctuation.
maxine in ri
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| maxine in ri |
On Tue, 8 Mar 2005 12:12:51 -0600, "--" <dehoberg@comcast.com>
connected the dots and wrote:
~
~"aem" <aem_again@yahoo.com> wrote in message
~news:1110265926.317271.134080@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
~> Mary wrote:
~> > I saw a billboard in Indiana years ago advertising two businesses
at
~> > the same address, one ad on the left and one on the right. The
left
~> > side was for dog training, and the right side was for taxidermy!
~> > Talk about motivation . . .
~>
~> In the Hunter Valley north of Sydney, possibly in the town of
Maitland
~> but my memory is shaky, there is a large sign advertising a law
firm:
~> Vile and Vile, attorneys at law.
~>
~> -aem
~>
~
~apparently a branch of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
~
I've always been tempted to make up black letter "I"s on orange
backgrounds, and place them over the "U" in the Construction Zone
signs. "Constriction Zone" is so much more descriptive!
maxine in ri
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| Ron G |
I saw a sign on the back of a flatbed hauling a load of logs:
"Mobile Home for Spotted Owls"
Best---
Ron
Wayne Boatwright <waynesgang@waynes.gang> wrote in message
news:Xns9612C7CB9E517waynesgang@81.174.12.30...
> On Mon 07 Mar 2005 01:18:42p, Nancy Young wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
> > From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
> > and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.
> >
> > MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
> > SO I DID
> >
> > This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
> > an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.
> >
> > DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE
> >
> > Too funny. nancy
>
> A bumper sticker I saw years ago read...
>
> Read the Bible, it'll scare the hell out of you!
>
>
>
> --
> Wayne Boatwright
> ____________________________________________
>
> Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
> Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974
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| Tony P. |
In article <litr2198pffft8t4ob59iqsf002dfvp989@4ax.com>,
weedfam@yoohoot.com says...
> On Tue, 8 Mar 2005 12:12:51 -0600, "--" <dehoberg@comcast.com>
> connected the dots and wrote:
>
> ~
> ~"aem" <aem_again@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> ~news:1110265926.317271.134080@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> ~> Mary wrote:
> ~> > I saw a billboard in Indiana years ago advertising two businesses
> at
> ~> > the same address, one ad on the left and one on the right. The
> left
> ~> > side was for dog training, and the right side was for taxidermy!
> ~> > Talk about motivation . . .
> ~>
> ~> In the Hunter Valley north of Sydney, possibly in the town of
> Maitland
> ~> but my memory is shaky, there is a large sign advertising a law
> firm:
> ~> Vile and Vile, attorneys at law.
> ~>
> ~> -aem
> ~>
> ~
> ~apparently a branch of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
> ~
>
> I've always been tempted to make up black letter "I"s on orange
> backgrounds, and place them over the "U" in the Construction Zone
> signs. "Constriction Zone" is so much more descriptive!
>
> maxine in ri
>
Particularly RI. Is RI-10 still under construction? Haven't gone down
that way in awhile.
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| Maverick |
"aem" <aem_again@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1110265926.317271.134080@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Mary wrote:
>> I saw a billboard in Indiana years ago advertising two businesses at
>> the same address, one ad on the left and one on the right. The left
>> side was for dog training, and the right side was for taxidermy!
>> Talk about motivation . . .
>
> In the Hunter Valley north of Sydney, possibly in the town of Maitland
> but my memory is shaky, there is a large sign advertising a law firm:
> Vile and Vile, attorneys at law.
>
> -aem
Wow. Actual Truth In Advertising! ;->
Bret
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| Mad Dan |
Nancy Young wrote:
> From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
> and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.
>
> MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
> SO I DID
>
> This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
> an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.
>
> DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE
>
> Too funny. nancy
Somebody PLEASE tell me this is true and not an urban myth, but I have
heard there is a sign in a lake (in Scotland, I think) that reads:
THROWING STONES AT THIS SIGN IS FORBIDDEN
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| Yeff |
On Mon, 7 Mar 2005 15:18:42 -0500, Nancy Young wrote:
> From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
> and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.
>
> MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
> SO I DID
>
> This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
> an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.
>
> DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE
>
> Too funny. nancy
>
There's a town north of San Antonio (I always forget the name) with a sign
that reads:
"Slow down, see our dam. Speed up, see our damn jail."
--
-Jeff B.
zoomie at fastmail dot fm
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| Maverick |
"Yeff" <zoomie@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
news:1qa87z1lp8sm9$.dlg@lemming.militia.com...
> On Mon, 7 Mar 2005 15:18:42 -0500, Nancy Young wrote:
>
>> From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
>> and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.
>>
>> MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
>> SO I DID
>>
>> This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
>> an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.
>>
>> DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE
>>
>> Too funny. nancy
>>
>
> There's a town north of San Antonio (I always forget the name) with a sign
> that reads:
>
> "Slow down, see our dam. Speed up, see our damn jail."
>
> --
>
> -Jeff B.
Rio Rancho, New Mexico used to have signs on entering the town that said:
"Beer - $2.00
Wine - $3.00
Well Drink - $4.50
DUI - $1,450.00"
I know I don't have the dollar amounts correct, but that was the essence of
the signs.
Bret
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| Eric Ferguson |
A bumper sticker I still have (and should put on the car)
*I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS*
Always loved that one....
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| Kate Connally |
Maverick wrote:
>
> "aem" <aem_again@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1110265926.317271.134080@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > Mary wrote:
> >> I saw a billboard in Indiana years ago advertising two businesses at
> >> the same address, one ad on the left and one on the right. The left
> >> side was for dog training, and the right side was for taxidermy!
> >> Talk about motivation . . .
> >
> > In the Hunter Valley north of Sydney, possibly in the town of Maitland
> > but my memory is shaky, there is a large sign advertising a law firm:
> > Vile and Vile, attorneys at law.
> >
> > -aem
>
> Wow. Actual Truth In Advertising! ;->
We have the following law firm in Murrysville, PA, a
suburb of Pittsburgh - Bickers & Bickers Attorneys at Law.
We think they're divorce lawyers. ;-)
Kate
--
Kate Connally
“If I were as old as I feel, I’d be dead already.”
Goldfish: “The wholesome snack that smiles back,
Until you bite their heads off.”
What if the hokey pokey really *is* what it's all about?
mailto:connally@pitt.edu
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| Maverick |
"Kate Connally" <connally@pitt.edu> wrote in message
news:422F6DDD.A397C1F5@pitt.edu...
> Maverick wrote:
>>
>> "aem" <aem_again@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:1110265926.317271.134080@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>> > Mary wrote:
>> >> I saw a billboard in Indiana years ago advertising two businesses at
>> >> the same address, one ad on the left and one on the right. The left
>> >> side was for dog training, and the right side was for taxidermy!
>> >> Talk about motivation . . .
>> >
>> > In the Hunter Valley north of Sydney, possibly in the town of Maitland
>> > but my memory is shaky, there is a large sign advertising a law firm:
>> > Vile and Vile, attorneys at law.
>> >
>> > -aem
>>
>> Wow. Actual Truth In Advertising! ;->
>
> We have the following law firm in Murrysville, PA, a
> suburb of Pittsburgh - Bickers & Bickers Attorneys at Law.
> We think they're divorce lawyers. ;-)
>
> Kate
ROFLMAO! That'd be my first guess as well, Kate!
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| maxine in ri |
On Tue, 8 Mar 2005 17:50:57 -0500, Tony P.
<kd1s@nospamplease.cox.reallynospam.net> connected the dots and wrote:
~In article <litr2198pffft8t4ob59iqsf002dfvp989@4ax.com>,
~weedfam@yoohoot.com says...
~> On Tue, 8 Mar 2005 12:12:51 -0600, "--" <dehoberg@comcast.com>
~> connected the dots and wrote:
~>
~> ~
~> ~"aem" <aem_again@yahoo.com> wrote in message
~> ~news:1110265926.317271.134080@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
~> ~> Mary wrote:
~> ~> > I saw a billboard in Indiana years ago advertising two
businesses
~> at
~> ~> > the same address, one ad on the left and one on the right.
The
~> left
~> ~> > side was for dog training, and the right side was for
taxidermy!
~> ~> > Talk about motivation . . .
~> ~>
~> ~> In the Hunter Valley north of Sydney, possibly in the town of
~> Maitland
~> ~> but my memory is shaky, there is a large sign advertising a law
~> firm:
~> ~> Vile and Vile, attorneys at law.
~> ~>
~> ~> -aem
~> ~>
~> ~
~> ~apparently a branch of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
~> ~
~>
~> I've always been tempted to make up black letter "I"s on orange
~> backgrounds, and place them over the "U" in the Construction Zone
~> signs. "Constriction Zone" is so much more descriptive!
~>
~> maxine in ri
~>
~
~Particularly RI. Is RI-10 still under construction? Haven't gone down
~that way in awhile.
Of course. Right at Cranston Street/Huntington they have the ramp
down. It's ugly. And that's where my husband was hit by a car last
summer. I avoid that area, take the Plainfield Ave exit to get to my
kid's school.
Try a trip down 95 to NYC. You want to see constriction? CT puts our
DOT to shame!
maxine in ri
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| Dan Abel |
Family Libary Night
Seen at a school close to where I work. It stayed up for several days.
--
Dan Abel
Sonoma State University
AIS
dabel@sonic.net
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| Nancy Young |
"Dan Abel" <dabel@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:dabel-1003051211270001@ssu-64en129.sonoma.edu...
>
> Family Libary Night
> Seen at a school close to where I work. It stayed up for several days.
That's hilarious. On a baseball newsgroup I used to frequent, students of
a certain university in a state that starts with Mary and ends with Land
would rag on my team's newsgroup mercilessly. NOTORIOUS for their
bad spelling. I don't know what's going on there, but geez ... it was good
for a laugh many times.
So, I was in a wedding down there, wound up a little lost and drove by
that school. Sign out front, I *wish* I could remember what it said, but
it was way misspelled. Lost or not, I laughed my patootie off.
nancy (quite sure I have spelling errors in my post, that's the rule)
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| Terry Pulliam Burd |
On Mon, 7 Mar 2005 15:18:42 -0500, "Nancy Young" <qwerty@monmouth.com>
wrote:
>From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
>and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.
>
>MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
>SO I DID
My secretary has a sign over her computer: "Out of my mind. Back in 5
minutes."
Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA
"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."
-- Duncan Hines
To reply, replace "spaminator" with "cox"
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