| Ubiquitous |
From the Food Network web site:
Chili Cook-Off
Sandra spices things up with a chili cook off that
will blow your hat off. Sandra goes east coast with
her Coney Island chili dogs that, then makes makes
spicy fries. She continues with a chili omelet, and
for dessert, hottie chocolate cupcakes. [sic]
This should prove to be disastrous (can't they proofread their
synapses?).
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| Rob. |
"Ubiquitous" <weberm@polaris.net> wrote in message
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> From the Food Network web site:
>
> Chili Cook-Off
>
> Sandra spices things up with a chili cook off that
> will blow your hat off. Sandra goes east coast with
> her Coney Island chili dogs that, then makes makes
> spicy fries. She continues with a chili omelet, and
> for dessert, hottie chocolate cupcakes. [sic]
>
> This should prove to be disastrous (can't they proofread their
> synapses?).
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> ISLAM: Winning the hearts and minds of the world, one bomb at a time.
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It's synopsis........ LOL LOL LOL
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| Rick & Cyndi |
"Ubiquitous" <weberm@polaris.net> wrote in message
news:QpSdnX4n-qOfJTzfRVn-pQ@comcast.com...
> From the Food Network web site:
>
> Chili Cook-Off
>
> Sandra spices things up with a chili cook off that
> will blow your hat off. Sandra goes east coast with
> her Coney Island chili dogs that, then makes makes
> spicy fries. She continues with a chili omelet, and
> for dessert, hottie chocolate cupcakes. [sic]
>
> This should prove to be disastrous (can't they proofread their
> synapses?).
>
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I caught the chili omelet and the hottie cup cakes. <Yawn>
And what's with the near-sexual comments an demeaner? Most of her other
episodes (that I've watched) she behaved more like a 'school marm' or baby
sitter... this show... <shrug>
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| Ubiquitous |
In article <Arvoe.705$Kj3.28@trnddc03>, rnchackett@verizon.net wrote:
>And what's with the near-sexual comments an demeaner? Most of her other
>episodes (that I've watched) she behaved more like a 'school marm' or baby
>sitter... this show... <shrug>
Apparently you haven't seen the Phallic Phoods, errr Carnival ep yet; I'll
post a recap one of these days...
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| nadiarosina |
no! synapses is correct. somebody is neurological over there if they
think this is food.
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| Rob. |
"nadiarosina" <nadiarosina@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> no! synapses is correct. somebody is neurological over there if they
> think this is food.
>
Synopsis
[edit]
Noun
synopsis (Plural: synopses)
1.. overview; abbreviated look at the original
[edit]
Retrieved from "http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Synopsis"
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| Nick |
Rob. wrote:
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> "nadiarosina" <nadiarosina@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1117981402.828627.50190@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>> no! synapses is correct. somebody is neurological over there if
>> they think this is food.
>>
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> Synopsis
> [edit]
> Noun
> synopsis (Plural: synopses)
>
> 1.. overview; abbreviated look at the original
> [edit]
> Retrieved from "http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Synopsis"
He was making a joke. It was a pretty good one too.
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| Nick |
Ubiquitous wrote:
> In article <Arvoe.705$Kj3.28@trnddc03>, rnchackett@verizon.net
> wrote:
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>> And what's with the near-sexual comments an demeaner? Most of
>> her other episodes (that I've watched) she behaved more like a
>> 'school marm' or baby sitter... this show... <shrug>
>
> Apparently you haven't seen the Phallic Phoods, errr Carnival ep
> yet; I'll post a recap one of these days...
>
I have only seen the show a few times. She is not unattractive.
If you turn the sound all the way down and try not to follow what she
is cooking it isn't too bad.
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| dee |
Ubiquitous wrote:> From the Food Network web site:> > Chili
Cook-Off> > Sandra spices things up with a chili cook off that >
will blow your hat off. Sandra goes east coast with > her
Coney Island chili dogs that, then makes makes > spicy fries. She
continues with a chili omelet, and > for dessert, hottie
chocolate cupcakes. [sic]> > This should prove to be disastrous (can't
they proofread their > synapses?).---------------I think this is one of
the funniest shows on TV, worthy of being on the Comedy Channel. Sandra
Lee doesn't know how to cook, plain and simple, yet spends 1/2 hour
showing viewers, that she can't cook. For her "spicy fries", she dumps
a packet of taco seasoning on them, a/c to her, so that people will use
less catsup. Yet pours an entire bottle of what amounts to 'flavored
catsup', into her chile. This show has become appointment tv for me.
Seldom have I laughed so much while watching a tv show.
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| Ubiquitous |
In article <Xns966C68C20DCACndtcm@68.6.19.6>, nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com wrote:
>Ubiquitous wrote:
>> Apparently you haven't seen the Phallic Phoods, errr Carnival ep
>> yet; I'll post a recap one of these days...
>
>I have only seen the show a few times. She is not unattractive.
>If you turn the sound all the way down and try not to follow what she
>is cooking it isn't too bad.
Watching her performance in the Phallic Phoods ep has convinced me
she must a pro at giving Lewinskis to rich older men.
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| marika |
"Ubiquitous" <weberm@polaris.net> wrote in message
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> Watching her performance in the Phallic Phoods ep has convinced me
> she must a pro at giving Lewinskis to rich older men.
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reminds methis one vitamin commercial keeps sounding like they mean there is
like
a penis in a tomatoawhat are they talking aboutmk5000"the evil of that drug
you don't know. When I say it's my wife and my life, do you think that I am
kidding"--lou reed
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| Ubiquitous |
She claims to eat the this crap every day/week? I am so calling
shenanigans! Hey! Her faux Buddah is back! What's the big-ass ornage
bowl in her lap?
Why does SLop think ketchup is so unhealthy but then dumps a mixture of
salt and taco seasoning packet onto them, then leaves them to get cold
while she makes the chili?
SLop claims that she and the kids (who she gets custody of on weekends)
love trying out chili dog joints and now have to drive for 30 miles to
find new ones. What, are they getting banished from each one they visit?
SLop puts the hamburger from the package into the frying pan, one pinch
at a time then, when finished, thru magic of time lapse, uses her hands
to stir and break up the meat before finally using a fork. On a teflon
pan.
"Me washie handsies! me washie handsies!"
Unable to wait, she shovels some fresh-from-the-stove "chili" into her
mouth and her eyes widen as she realizes she's scalded the inside of her
mouth again. You would think she'd learn by now.
My gawd, my DAD cooks hot dogs more competantly than this wench! (And
that's all he knows how to make). Anyhow, she almost brings water to a
boil then immediately turns off the heat and dumps the weiners in and
then says they become cooked in about five seconds.
Shake those wieners, baby! She plates the hot dogs them tops them with
cheese (she claims Bryce likes American Cheese, which ok too) and what I
think are chopped onions in a glad bag, but she says nothing about them.
Adding insult to injury, she dumps the by-now cold fries on the other
half of the platter and dumps a little leftover "chili" and cheese on
top. Lunch is served. Yay! Wait, I thought she said she goes out for her
chili dogs...
I didn't pay much attention to the egg taco, um, omelette, but she claims
she eats those every week.
Hey, a shout-out to us about the jalapeñoes-in-a-jar water!
She licks the beaters while her eyes roll up orgasmicly.
"There's a little batter left over for me to eat! I'm going to be a very
happy little girl!"
She saves one of the cupcakes for herself but is going to nuke it so the
ball of frosting in the center is molten. Gee, having a center that won't
break teeth is too good for your guests?
The *-tini is made with V-8 and vodka, or more vodka than vegtable juice
(followed by the bitch shooting the camera THIS look). She recomends that
you freeze the juice so you don't dillute the vodka with ice. "Look! You
can see the chunks of horseradish!"
Mini-table scape. Poor SLop, all alone and the buddah makes a third
appearance The stupid plate on an inverted bowl trick! And the Looovvve
dish!
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"food" or being exposed to crapass tablescapes. And no, we're not sure
where she grew up either. The Cordon Bleu disavows any knowlege of Miss
Lee.
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| Ubiquitous |
In article <Arvoe.705$Kj3.28@trnddc03>, rnchackett@verizon.net wrote:
>I caught the chili omelet and the hottie cup cakes. <Yawn>
You mean the egg taco and muffin surprise?
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| Ubiquitous |
In article <1117989454.876970.207440@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
DLenburg@gmail.com wrote:
>I think this is one of the funniest shows on TV, worthy of being on
>the Comedy Channel. Sandra Lee doesn't know how to cook, plain and
>simple, yet spends 1/2 hour showing viewers, that she can't cook. For
>her "spicy fries", she dumps a packet of taco seasoning on them, a/c
>to her, so that people will use less catsup. Yet pours an entire bottle
>of what amounts to 'flavored catsup', into her chile. This show has
>become appointment tv for me. Seldom have I laughed so much while
>watching a tv show.
Ain't she a HOOT?
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where she grew up either. The Cordon Bleu disavows any knowlege of Miss
Lee.
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