| nancree |
"Ubiquitous"------ SCRAM !!!
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| Goomba38 |
nancree wrote:
> "Ubiquitous"------ SCRAM !!!
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Why? I have enjoyed his observations about Sandra Lee and this show of hers.
Goomba
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| Nick |
Ubiquitous wrote:
> dish she mixes flour and another packet of spaghetti sauce mix. She
> gingerly grabs a wiener, inserts a skewer into it, and sticks it into
> the flour and gently strokes it, coating it in flour with one hand.
> Damn, she's quite good at doing that. As she gives another floury
> hand job to another wiener, she explains that this works with any
> kind of hot dog you wish: large ones or small ones. Hmm. Her meat
> rubbing completed, she dips the dogs into the batter and uses a
> spatula to coat them, spinning them a "littttttle bit" to evenly
> distribute the batter before dunking them into the oil. For the life
> of me, I don't know why the batter is in such an awkward bowl, but
> that's just me. SLop warns us to let it set up for a bit before you
> turn the hot dog in the oil so the hot dog will cook just as fast as
> the outside. Huh? SLop then takes her uncircumcised corn dog, pats it
> on a paper towel to sop up the extra grease, warning us that it's
> important to get the hot dog to 160 degrees so that it's safely
> cooked. Moron. Before we bop out to commercial break, SLop takes the
> fresh-from-the-hot-oil corn dog, applies a generous wad of mustard
> around the tip, and deep throats the hot dog, using her left hand to
> guide the wiener into her mouth and rolling her eyes in orgasmic
> bliss before running stage left to have someone look at the 3rd
> degree burns in her mouth and throat. As we bop out to commercial, we
> get a lingering glamour shot of the phallic corn dogs in the
> popcorn-filled flowerpots, followed by a row of limp churros. I can
> only thank gawd that she doesn't eat hers with mayo...
Am I the only one who could use a cigarette about now?
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| Rob. |
"nancree" <nancree@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1118639347.333831.264500@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> "Ubiquitous"------ SCRAM !!!
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A solitary voice of reason, run for your life.
Rob
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| Ubiquitous |
In article <1118639347.333831.264500@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
nancree@aol.com wrote:
>"Ubiquitous"------ SCRAM !!!
Looks like I upset one of the Fandras.
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| Ubiquitous |
In article <Xns96745BBA6E52Andtcm@204.153.244.170>,
nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com wrote:
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>Ubiquitous wrote:
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>> dish she mixes flour and another packet of spaghetti sauce mix. She
>> gingerly grabs a wiener, inserts a skewer into it, and sticks it into
>> the flour and gently strokes it, coating it in flour with one hand.
>> Damn, she's quite good at doing that. As she gives another floury
>> hand job to another wiener, she explains that this works with any
>> kind of hot dog you wish: large ones or small ones. Hmm. Her meat
>> rubbing completed, she dips the dogs into the batter and uses a
>> spatula to coat them, spinning them a "littttttle bit" to evenly
>> distribute the batter before dunking them into the oil. For the life
>> of me, I don't know why the batter is in such an awkward bowl, but
>> that's just me. SLop warns us to let it set up for a bit before you
>> turn the hot dog in the oil so the hot dog will cook just as fast as
>> the outside. Huh? SLop then takes her uncircumcised corn dog, pats it
>> on a paper towel to sop up the extra grease, warning us that it's
>> important to get the hot dog to 160 degrees so that it's safely
>> cooked. Moron. Before we bop out to commercial break, SLop takes the
>> fresh-from-the-hot-oil corn dog, applies a generous wad of mustard
>> around the tip, and deep throats the hot dog, using her left hand to
>> guide the wiener into her mouth and rolling her eyes in orgasmic
>> bliss before running stage left to have someone look at the 3rd
>> degree burns in her mouth and throat. As we bop out to commercial, we
>> get a lingering glamour shot of the phallic corn dogs in the
>> popcorn-filled flowerpots, followed by a row of limp churros. I can
>> only thank gawd that she doesn't eat hers with mayo...
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>Am I the only one who could use a cigarette about now?
Heeheeheehee!
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"food" or being exposed to crapass tablescapes. And no, we're not sure
where she grew up either. The Cordon Bleu disavows any knowlege of Miss
Lee.
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