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THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES :
> Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He
> looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?"
> he squeaks.
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> Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks
> into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?"
> he roars.
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> Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
> yells, "For s.... sake, how many times do we have to go through this with
> you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who
> woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was
> Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything
> away. It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to
> fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was
> Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled
> the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your
> sorry bear-arses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your
> grumpy presence, so listen good cause I'm only going to say this one more
> time ... I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!!"
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> :)
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