| maxine in ri |
no, not into a bar, but off the counter last night, taking the dish
drainer with it, along with the dishes and glassware. Not a fun thing
to wake up to, and DH blamed the cat. I've lifted that thing, and no
way the cat could have done it.
Will try to make the rye bread this afternoon, so it is done before
bedtime.
maxine in ri
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| aem |
maxine in ri wrote:
> no, not into a bar, but off the counter last night, taking the dish
> drainer with it, along with the dishes and glassware. Not a fun thing
> to wake up to, and DH blamed the cat. I've lifted that thing, and no
> way the cat could have done it.
>
If not the cat, then perhaps the machine, unbalanced, moving itself
during its mixing cycle. If not the machine, then it must have been a
poltergeist phenomenon. Is there a pre-pubescent female in the house?
-aem
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| Dimitri |
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"maxine in ri" <weedfam@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130170530.576602.98440@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> no, not into a bar, but off the counter last night, taking the dish
> drainer with it, along with the dishes and glassware. Not a fun thing
> to wake up to, and DH blamed the cat. I've lifted that thing, and no
> way the cat could have done it.
>
> Will try to make the rye bread this afternoon, so it is done before
> bedtime.
>
> maxine in ri
My machine will shake and shudder during the kneading and mixing. Was the
counter damp, wet? How are the rubber feet on the bottom of the machine?
Dimitri
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| Sheldon |
Dimitri wrote:
> "maxine in ri" wrote in message
>
> > no, not into a bar, but off the counter last night, taking the dish
> > drainer with it, along with the dishes and glassware. Not a fun thing
> > to wake up to, and DH blamed the cat. I've lifted that thing, and no
> > way the cat could have done it.
> >
> > Will try to make the rye bread this afternoon, so it is done before
> > bedtime.
> > maxine in ri
>
> My machine will shake and shudder during the kneading and mixing. Was the
> counter damp, wet? How are the rubber feet on the bottom of the machine?
Also might also want to check that the counter is leveled correctly...
in fact kitchen counters are supposed to slope back ever so slightly so
liquids don't run off onto the floor.
Sheldon
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| LuvPrn |
<G> ehm........
mine does this about once a week....glad to know that I am not the only
one.
My solution...I have one of those "big" cast iron skillets with the
grill thingys across the bottom; weights about 8-10 lbs...sitting that
in front seems to keep it in place...however..the noise of the rotation
is 3 times as loud...
still that wonderful smell permeating the house when you wake up along
with that other great invention called the electric coffee maker....
Timing them to be ready at the same time takes an Act of the All
Mighty...but gee what a GIFT..! ! !
<((DEE))><
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| Bob Terwilliger |
DEE wrote about the walking bread machine phenomenon:
> <G> ehm........
> mine does this about once a week....glad to know that I am not the only
> one.
>
> My solution...I have one of those "big" cast iron skillets with the
> grill thingys across the bottom; weights about 8-10 lbs...sitting that
> in front seems to keep it in place...however..the noise of the rotation
> is 3 times as loud...
Can you put the bread machine in the sink to keep it from moving around too
much?
Bob
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| Sheldon |
Boob Terwilliger wrote:
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> Can you put the bread machine in the sink to keep it from moving around too
> much?
******* imbecile!
Sheldon
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| Bob Terwilliger |
Sheldon was still stupid:
>> Can you put the bread machine in the sink to keep it from moving
>> around too much?
>
> ******* imbecile!
Thanks for your stupid contribution. Now go back to ******* your cat.
Bob
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| Sheldon |
Bob "None Dumber" Terwilliger wrote:
> DEE wrote:
>
> > <G> ehm........
> > mine does this about once a week....glad to know that I am not the only
> > one.
> >
> > My solution...I have one of those "big" cast iron skillets with the
> > grill thingys across the bottom; weights about 8-10 lbs...sitting that
> > in front seems to keep it in place...however..the noise of the rotation
> > is 3 times as loud...
>
> Can you put the bread machine in the sink.
Only a most asinine despicable ignoranus would advise folks to use an
electrical appliance in a sink.
Sheldon
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| aem |
Sheldon wrote:
>
> Only a most asinine despicable ignoranus would advise folks to use an
> electrical appliance in a sink.
>
Yeah, I agree it's been kinda boring around here, but this is not a
particularly good fight for you to be picking. A sink can be perfectly
dry, after all. -aem
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| Sheldon |
aem wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
> >
> > Only a most asinine despicable ignoranus would advise folks to use an
> > electrical appliance in a sink.
> >
> Yeah, I agree it's been kinda boring around here, but this is not a
> particularly good fight for you to be picking. A sink can be perfectly
> dry, after all.
Yeah, when you're italian.
Sheldon
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| maxine in ri |
On 24 Oct 2005 12:00:38 -0700, "aem" <aem_again@yahoo.com> connected
the dots and wrote:
~
~maxine in ri wrote:
~> no, not into a bar, but off the counter last night, taking the dish
~> drainer with it, along with the dishes and glassware. Not a fun
thing
~> to wake up to, and DH blamed the cat. I've lifted that thing, and
no
~> way the cat could have done it.
~>
~If not the cat, then perhaps the machine, unbalanced, moving itself
~during its mixing cycle. If not the machine, then it must have been
a
~poltergeist phenomenon. Is there a pre-pubescent female in the
house?
~ -aem
Maybe wet counter. I've got the same recipe in there this evening,
and it's been smooth as silk, no going for a stroll or anything.
We do have an almost-14 year old in the house, but she was pretty
mellow last night. Unless the poltergeist knew there would be a
battle tonight....
What amazed me was that when I plugged it in, it actually worked.
Outside of a medium-sized dent in the outer casing, the thing is fine.
I thought for sure it would have shattered some vital component.
Thanks all,
maxine in ri
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| maxine in ri |
On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:07:44 GMT, "Dimitri" <Dimitri_C@prodigy.net>
connected the dots and wrote:
~
~"maxine in ri" <weedfam@gmail.com> wrote in message
~news:1130170530.576602.98440@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
~> no, not into a bar, but off the counter last night, taking the dish
~> drainer with it, along with the dishes and glassware. Not a fun
thing
~> to wake up to, and DH blamed the cat. I've lifted that thing, and
no
~> way the cat could have done it.
~>
~> Will try to make the rye bread this afternoon, so it is done before
~> bedtime.
~>
~> maxine in ri
~
~
~My machine will shake and shudder during the kneading and mixing. Was
the
~counter damp, wet? How are the rubber feet on the bottom of the
machine?
~
~Dimitri
Counter may have been wet. But tonight the same recipe kneaded smooth
as silk. If I scootch the microwave over, I'll have a surface with
edges that'll keep it from walking, or being pushed by cats or
poltergeists<G>.
maxine in ri
~
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| maxine in ri |
On 24 Oct 2005 15:54:02 -0500, "Bob Terwilliger"
<virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz> connected the dots and wrote:
~DEE wrote about the walking bread machine phenomenon:
~
~> <G> ehm........
~> mine does this about once a week....glad to know that I am not the
only
~> one.
~>
~> My solution...I have one of those "big" cast iron skillets with the
~> grill thingys across the bottom; weights about 8-10 lbs...sitting
that
~> in front seems to keep it in place...however..the noise of the
rotation
~> is 3 times as loud...
~
~Can you put the bread machine in the sink to keep it from moving
around too
~much?
~
~Bob
~
Nah. This crew is constantly using it. It's behaving itself tonight,
so maybe I just shouldn't use the timer feature. Altho it is lovely
to come into a kitchen smelling of fresh-baked breads.
maxine in ri
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| Bob Terwilliger |
Sheldon wrote:
> Only a most asinine despicable ignoranus would advise folks to use an
> electrical appliance in a sink.
What's the matter? Don't you know how to turn the tap off? If you were
REALLY worried about it, don't you know how to turn the water off upstream
of the tap?
Well, no, I guess you don't. Doesn't surprise me; you've paraded your
ignorance and stupidity here often enough.
Bob
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| RoR |
On 24 Oct 2005 09:15:30 -0700, "maxine in ri" <weedfam@gmail.com> wrote:
>no, not into a bar, but off the counter last night, taking the dish
>drainer with it, along with the dishes and glassware. Not a fun thing
>to wake up to, and DH blamed the cat. I've lifted that thing, and no
>way the cat could have done it.
>
>Will try to make the rye bread this afternoon, so it is done before
>bedtime.
>
>maxine in ri
As I am soon to buy a bread machine, which one do you have? Would you buy this one again?
--
Rick R
rorider@gmail.default
replace default with com to email
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| Gregory Morrow |
Bob Terwilliger wrote:
> Sheldon was still stupid:
>
> >> Can you put the bread machine in the sink to keep it from moving
> >> around too much?
> >
> > ******* imbecile!
>
> Thanks for your stupid contribution. Now go back to ******* your cat.
>
Lol...I must say that you righfully earned your "Boob" moniker with your
"sink" comment...
--
Best
Greg
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| Gregory Morrow |
aem wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
> >
> > Only a most asinine despicable ignoranus would advise folks to use an
> > electrical appliance in a sink.
> >
> Yeah, I agree it's been kinda boring around here, but this is not a
> particularly good fight for you to be picking. A sink can be perfectly
> dry, after all. -aem
Not if the cat accidentally turns on the water :-)
--
Best
Greg
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| Bob Terwilliger |
Greg wrote:
> Lol...I must say that you righfully earned your "Boob" moniker with your
> "sink" comment...
Greg, do you EVER post about cooking? Googling...nope, it looks like you
don't. Buh-bye, nasty little troll!
Bob
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| Gregory Morrow |
Bobble Head Boob Terwilliger wrote:
> Greg wrote:
>
> > Lol...I must say that you righfully earned your "Boob" moniker with your
> > "sink" comment...
>
> Greg, do you EVER post about cooking? Googling...nope, it looks like you
> don't. Buh-bye, nasty little troll!
HAW HAW HAW...!!!
Boob I predict your tenure here will be record - short.
--
Best
Greg
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| Pal Benko |
Gregory Morrow wrote:
> Boob I predict your tenure here will be record - short.
He's been posting here for more than ten years, so he's already surpassed
the record. Therefore, you were wrong.
It must be some kind of record that you were proven wrong so quickly and
easily.
Your
Pal
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| Gregory Morrow |
Pal "Meathead" Benko writhes:
> Gregory Morrow wrote:
>
> > Boob I predict your tenure here will be record - short.
>
> He's been posting here for more than ten years, so he's already surpassed
> the record. Therefore, you were wrong.
>
> It must be some kind of record that you were proven wrong so quickly and
> easily.
>
> Your
> Pal
Who are you?
--
Best
Greg
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| Gregory Morrow |
Pal Benko cries:
> Gregory Morrow wrote:
>
> > Boob I predict your tenure here will be record - short.
>
> He's been posting here for more than ten years, so he's already surpassed
> the record. Therefore, you were wrong.
>
> It must be some kind of record that you were proven wrong so quickly and
> easily.
A google search shows all of 121 posts on this froup for Boob, the
first being last month (Sept. 16 to be exact).
--
Best
Greg
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| Pal Benko |
Gregory Morrow wrote:
> A google search shows all of 121 posts on this froup for Boob, the
> first being last month (Sept. 16 to be exact).
"Bob Terwilliger" used to be "Bob." If I wanted to search further, I could,
but I don't see why I should expend any more effort to educate you. Here's
a tip for you, though: Search by e-mail address rather than by handle.
Your
Pal
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| Gregory Morrow |
Pal Benko wrote:
> Gregory Morrow wrote:
>
> > A google search shows all of 121 posts on this froup for Boob, the
> > first being last month (Sept. 16 to be exact).
>
> "Bob Terwilliger" used to be "Bob." If I wanted to search further, I
could,
> but I don't see why I should expend any more effort to educate you.
Here's
> a tip for you, though: Search by e-mail address rather than by handle.
>
I don't believe you, there are and have been lots of "Bobs" on this froup
over the years. And he gave hisself away in his comment about me, I've been
posting for years under my real name or an easy - to - parse variation
thereof. I talk plenty about food and those who don't read me have had me
killfiled for ages...it's not news to anybody.
Just so you know it's pretty obvious that anyone who continually changes
their name/posting handle to mask their identities is just a troll - and
that includes Boob "Terwilligger" or whatever handle de plume he is posting
under at a particular time.
So your "explanation" here doesn't cut it - I'd guess that about the only
thing you can "cut" is a big smelly fart.
--
Best
Greg
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| Pal Benko |
Gregory Morrow wrote:
> I don't believe you, there are and have been lots of "Bobs" on this froup
> over the years. And he gave hisself away in his comment about me, I've
> been posting for years under my real name or an easy - to - parse
> variation
> thereof. I talk plenty about food and those who don't read me have had me
> killfiled for ages...it's not news to anybody.
How many of those "Bobs" have "virtualgoth" as their e-mail handle?
> Just so you know it's pretty obvious that anyone who continually changes
> their name/posting handle to mask their identities is just a troll - and
> that includes Boob "Terwilligger" or whatever handle de plume he is
> posting under at a particular time.
>
> So your "explanation" here doesn't cut it - I'd guess that about the only
> thing you can "cut" is a big smelly fart.
Yes, I see your interest in my intestinal gas. Like calls to like, I
suppose.
Your
Pal
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| Gregory Morrow |
Pal Benko wrote:
> Gregory Morrow wrote:
>
> > I don't believe you, there are and have been lots of "Bobs" on this
froup
> > over the years. And he gave hisself away in his comment about me, I've
> > been posting for years under my real name or an easy - to - parse
> > variation
> > thereof. I talk plenty about food and those who don't read me have had
me
> > killfiled for ages...it's not news to anybody.
>
> How many of those "Bobs" have "virtualgoth" as their e-mail handle?
>
I don't care about anyone's "e-mail handle"...
> > Just so you know it's pretty obvious that anyone who continually changes
> > their name/posting handle to mask their identities is just a troll - and
> > that includes Boob "Terwilligger" or whatever handle de plume he is
> > posting under at a particular time.
> >
> > So your "explanation" here doesn't cut it - I'd guess that about the
only
> > thing you can "cut" is a big smelly fart.
>
> Yes, I see your interest in my intestinal gas. Like calls to like, I
> suppose.
I'm sure that with your command of flatulence the US is guaranteed of low
natural gas rates this winter...
--
Best
Greg
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| Bob Terwilliger |
Pal Benko wrote:
> How many of those "Bobs" have "virtualgoth" as their e-mail handle?
I don't think Google can search by e-mail handle; it would have to appear in
the text of the message. Out of curiosity, I just tracked down my first
post to rfc. It was July 21, 1990, with a recipe for chocolate mousse pie.
>> So your "explanation" here doesn't cut it - I'd guess that about the only
>> thing you can "cut" is a big smelly fart.
>
> Yes, I see your interest in my intestinal gas. Like calls to like, I
> suppose.
Big smelly farts? I see Greg is steering the conversation away from cooking
and into *his* area of expertise.
Bob
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| Pal Benko |
Gregory Morrow wrote:
> I don't care about anyone's "e-mail handle"...
Ah...I think if we substitute the word "understand" for "care," the truth
begins to emerge...
> I'm sure that with your command of flatulence the US is guaranteed of low
> natural gas rates this winter...
Meaning that you CAN'T command your flatulence? You must be great fun at the
bathhouse!
Your
Pal
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| Shaun aRe |
"maxine in ri" <weedfam@yoohoot.com> wrote in message
news:ucsql11rbpg54al2r9fi9pcmqp8ac478p8@4ax.com...
> On 24 Oct 2005 12:00:38 -0700, "aem" <aem_again@yahoo.com> connected
> the dots and wrote:
>
> ~
> ~maxine in ri wrote:
> ~> no, not into a bar, but off the counter last night, taking the dish
> ~> drainer with it, along with the dishes and glassware. Not a fun
> thing
> ~> to wake up to, and DH blamed the cat. I've lifted that thing, and
> no
> ~> way the cat could have done it.
> ~>
> ~If not the cat, then perhaps the machine, unbalanced, moving itself
> ~during its mixing cycle. If not the machine, then it must have been
> a
> ~poltergeist phenomenon. Is there a pre-pubescent female in the
> house?
> ~ -aem
>
> Maybe wet counter. I've got the same recipe in there this evening,
> and it's been smooth as silk, no going for a stroll or anything.
Ours walks sometimes too. Took its first steps at a mere 2 months.
Shaun aRe
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"Sheldon" <PENMART01@aol.com> wrote in message
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<snip>
> Also might also want to check that the counter is leveled correctly...
> in fact kitchen counters are supposed to slope back ever so slightly so
> liquids don't run off onto the floor.
>
> Sheldon
Good point - I sometimes forget - when we redid the kitchen after the earthquake
I had a 4" piece of oak put in to line the tile forming a lip on the top. The
boarder extends up over the tile by 3/8" (more or less). That way spills are
trapped and cleaning is a breeze.
Dimitri
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maxine in ri wrote:
> "Boob Terwilliger" <realasshole@die_spammer.biz> wrote:
>
> ~Can you put the bread machine in the sink.
>
> ~Boob
>
> Nah. This crew is constantly using it. It's behaving itself tonight,
> so maybe I just shouldn't use the timer feature. Altho it is lovely
> to come into a kitchen smelling of fresh-baked breads.
Place your ABM in the kitchen sink and you can come home to the aroma
of fresh-burned house.
Sheldon
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| maxine in ri |
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 01:43:04 GMT, RoR <rorider@gmail.default>
connected the dots and wrote:
~ On 24 Oct 2005 09:15:30 -0700, "maxine in ri"
<weedfam@gmail.com> wrote:
~
~>no, not into a bar, but off the counter last night, taking the dish
~>drainer with it, along with the dishes and glassware. Not a fun
thing
~>to wake up to, and DH blamed the cat. I've lifted that thing, and
no
~>way the cat could have done it.
~>
~>Will try to make the rye bread this afternoon, so it is done before
~>bedtime.
~>
~>maxine in ri
~
~As I am soon to buy a bread machine, which one do you have? Would
you buy this one again?
I doubt you could find one again. It's a Pillsbury that I picked up
at a yardsale with 7 books for $3. I've gotten about a year's use out
of it, maybe 100 loaves, and now the thing is in pieces since my DH is
an engineer and thought he could "improve" the "turny-turny thing."
I must have married him for his looks....;-)
BTW, the bread came out more compact than the whole wheat loaves, but
this recipe calls for less vital gluten than the ones in the booklet
that came with the machine, and rye flour is known for being low on
the stuff. But very tasty, goes well with tuna.
maxine in ri
The recipe? Dark Pumpernickel from The Bread Machine Cookbook by DR
German
For a 1 lb loaf:
2/3 c water
4 teaspoons vegetable oil
2 T molasses
1 T cocoa powder
2 tsp brown sugar
2/3 tsp instant coffee granules
2/3 tsp salt
1-1/4 tsp caraway seeds
1/2 cup rye flour
1/2 cup whole wheat flour
1 cup bread flour
1 tsp yeast
Everything doubles for a 2 lb loaf, except for the yeast, which goes
to 2-1/2 tsp. I had no bread flour, so used 1 cup each of the other
two, and added 4 T of gluten.
maxine in ri
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