| Billy Crabs |
Here is how it started. I had promised to lend my house as lodging for some
friends of a friend and being a good host I made Linguine in clam sauce and
a chicken Caesar Salad served with fine bottles of Merlot from the heart
of Alexander Valley and this was served to the sum of 10 beautiful woman and
also to which I made wild passionate love to, over and over for three
sweaty, stinky, sticky sex filled days. I seduced them with my cooking
abilities and charmed them with tales of lost love that had left me a heart
broken yet wiser man, keeping them drawn to the sexual animal which hides
inside me,(there wasn't a dry seat in the house) we drank into the evening
and I left them satisfied with the pleasures that no man has ever brought
upon a womans body. FOR THREE DAYS!
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| aem |
Billy Crabs wrote:
> [snip all except the rational part]
Interesting set of cross posting addresses. How'd he get here?
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| tsr3 |
Good for you!! I love it whenever people can keep themselves
entertained without having to depend on cable TV!
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| Hairy |
"Billy Crabs" <Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:urW8f.28380$Bv6.25745@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
> Here is how it started. I had promised to lend my house as lodging for
some
> friends of a friend and being a good host I made Linguine in clam sauce
and
> a chicken Caesar Salad served with fine bottles of Merlot from the heart
> of Alexander Valley and this was served to the sum of 10 beautiful woman
and
> also to which I made wild passionate love to, over and over for three
> sweaty, stinky, sticky sex filled days. I seduced them with my cooking
> abilities and charmed them with tales of lost love that had left me a
heart
> broken yet wiser man, keeping them drawn to the sexual animal which hides
> inside me,(there wasn't a dry seat in the house) we drank into the evening
> and I left them satisfied with the pleasures that no man has ever brought
> upon a womans body. FOR THREE DAYS!
>
>
Dreams can seem so real, can't they........
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| Edwin Pawlowski |
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"Billy Crabs" <Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> This really happend, I swear on my Uncle's eyes. He may already be blind
> but he does still have eye balls and I wouldn't risk him having to spend
> the
> rest of his life with empty eye sockets just to impress all of you......or
> would I?
You'll be blind soon too if you keep whacking off. Be sure to use some
hand lotion so you don't get calluses.
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| Bob (this one) |
dwacôn wrote:
> Three days?
Yeah. You know how these young guys are. No stamina.
Pastorio
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| Billy Crabs |
"Billy Crabs" <Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:urW8f.28380$Bv6.25745@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
> Here is how it started. I had promised to lend my house as lodging for
> some
> friends of a friend and being a good host I made Linguine in clam sauce
> and
> a chicken Caesar Salad served with fine bottles of Merlot from the heart
> of Alexander Valley and this was served to the sum of 10 beautiful woman
> and
> also to which I made wild passionate love to, over and over for three
> sweaty, stinky, sticky sex filled days. I seduced them with my cooking
> abilities and charmed them with tales of lost love that had left me a
> heart
> broken yet wiser man, keeping them drawn to the sexual animal which hides
> inside me,(there wasn't a dry seat in the house) we drank into the evening
> and I left them satisfied with the pleasures that no man has ever brought
> upon a womans body. FOR THREE DAYS!
>
But then I woke up and found I'd sucked off 3 of my cats, the neighbors dog,
and some fat guy from down the street. But, damn,...it sure felt like 10
beautiful women......and that's what really counts.
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| Billy Crabs |
"Billy Crabs" <Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:oeCdnVklmZ_NSfveRVn-rw@giganews.com...
> "Billy Crabs" <Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:urW8f.28380$Bv6.25745@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
> > Here is how it started. I had promised to lend my house as lodging for
> > some
> > friends of a friend and being a good host I made Linguine in clam sauce
> > and
> > a chicken Caesar Salad served with fine bottles of Merlot from the
heart
> > of Alexander Valley and this was served to the sum of 10 beautiful woman
> > and
> > also to which I made wild passionate love to, over and over for three
> > sweaty, stinky, sticky sex filled days. I seduced them with my
cooking
> > abilities and charmed them with tales of lost love that had left me a
> > heart
> > broken yet wiser man, keeping them drawn to the sexual animal which
hides
> > inside me,(there wasn't a dry seat in the house) we drank into the
evening
> > and I left them satisfied with the pleasures that no man has ever
brought
> > upon a womans body. FOR THREE DAYS!
> >
> But then I woke up and found I'd sucked off 3 of my cats, the neighbors
dog,
> and some fat guy from down the street. But, damn,...it sure felt like 10
> beautiful women......and that's what really counts.
>
> That isn't funny, you ******* bull dyke!
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| sf |
On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 22:14:24 -0500, Hairy wrote:
> >
>
> Dreams can seem so real, can't they........
>
Hairy! Where have you been hiding? Good to see you!
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| Kathy in NZ |
On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 02:43:38 GMT, "Billy Crabs"
<Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Here is how it started. I had promised to lend my house as lodging for some
>friends of a friend and being a good host I made Linguine in clam sauce and
>a chicken Caesar Salad served with fine bottles of Merlot from the heart
>of Alexander Valley and this was served to the sum of 10 beautiful woman and
>also to which I made wild passionate love to, over and over for three
>sweaty, stinky, sticky sex filled days. I seduced them with my cooking
>abilities and charmed them with tales of lost love that had left me a heart
>broken yet wiser man, keeping them drawn to the sexual animal which hides
>inside me,(there wasn't a dry seat in the house) we drank into the evening
>and I left them satisfied with the pleasures that no man has ever brought
>upon a womans body. FOR THREE DAYS!
>
>
I had the same dream, but it was about the food without the sex. Sigh.
Guess it shows my age.
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| Kathy in NZ |
On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 06:11:21 GMT, Kathy@homein.nz (Kathy in NZ) wrote:
>On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 02:43:38 GMT, "Billy Crabs"
><Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Here is how it started. I had promised to lend my house as lodging for some
>>friends of a friend and being a good host I made Linguine in clam sauce and
>>a chicken Caesar Salad served with fine bottles of Merlot from the heart
>>of Alexander Valley and this was served to the sum of 10 beautiful woman and
>>also to which I made wild passionate love to, over and over for three
>>sweaty, stinky, sticky sex filled days. I seduced them with my cooking
>>abilities and charmed them with tales of lost love that had left me a heart
>>broken yet wiser man, keeping them drawn to the sexual animal which hides
>>inside me,(there wasn't a dry seat in the house) we drank into the evening
>>and I left them satisfied with the pleasures that no man has ever brought
>>upon a womans body. FOR THREE DAYS!
>>
>>
>I had the same dream, but it was about the food without the sex. Sigh.
>Guess it shows my age.
Also, it just goes to show, there's no such thing as a free lunch
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| Billy Crabs |
"Hairy" <hairy@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3sis4lFo59b2U1@individual.net...
>
> "Billy Crabs" <Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:urW8f.28380$Bv6.25745@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
> > Here is how it started. I had promised to lend my house as lodging for
> some
> > friends of a friend and being a good host I made Linguine in clam sauce
> and
> > a chicken Caesar Salad served with fine bottles of Merlot from the
heart
> > of Alexander Valley and this was served to the sum of 10 beautiful woman
> and
> > also to which I made wild passionate love to, over and over for three
> > sweaty, stinky, sticky sex filled days. I seduced them with my
cooking
> > abilities and charmed them with tales of lost love that had left me a
> heart
> > broken yet wiser man, keeping them drawn to the sexual animal which
hides
> > inside me,(there wasn't a dry seat in the house) we drank into the
evening
> > and I left them satisfied with the pleasures that no man has ever
brought
> > upon a womans body. FOR THREE DAYS!
> >
> >
>
> Dreams can seem so real, can't they........
>
> This really happend, I swear on my Uncle's eyes. He may already be blind
but he does still have eye balls and I wouldn't risk him having to spend the
rest of his life with empty eye sockets just to impress all of you......or
would I?
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| Edwin Pawlowski |
"Billy Crabs" <Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> This really happend, I swear on my Uncle's eyes. He may already be blind
> but he does still have eye balls and I wouldn't risk him having to spend
> the
> rest of his life with empty eye sockets just to impress all of you......or
> would I?
You'll be blind soon too if you keep whacking off. Be sure to use some
hand lotion so you don't get calluses.
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| Billy Crabs |
"Billy Crabs" <Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:iCH9f.132014$7b6.48972@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>
>> That isn't funny, you ******* bull dyke!
>
You are so cold. You didn't talk like that last week when you had your
tongue up my ass. What about "I love you. I want to spend the rest of my
life with you." Was that all a lie to get me to let you suck my dick?
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| Billy Crabs |
"Billy Crabs" <Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:iCH9f.132014$7b6.48972@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>
>> That isn't funny, you ******* bull dyke!
>
You and your "friends" leave alt.fan.jimmy-buffett and the pain will go
away...
Billy (love sucking dick) Crabs
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| Kathy in NZ |
"Kathy in NZ" <Kathy@homein.nz> wrote in message
news:4364643f.6378452@news.xtra.co.nz...
> Also, it just goes to show, there's no such thing as a free lunch
>
Except when I'm munching on my girlfriend's snatch. That's for free. I
really like it when she takes that strap-on and shoves it deep up my ass,
pulls it out, and lets me lick it. Ass to mouth....nuthin' better.
Kathy in NZ
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| sf |
On Sat, 5 Nov 2005 23:24:52 -0500, Kathy in NZ wrote:
> "Kathy in NZ" <Kathy@homein.nz> wrote in message
> news:4364643f.6378452@news.xtra.co.nz...
> > Also, it just goes to show, there's no such thing as a free lunch
> >
> Except when I'm munching on my girlfriend's snatch. That's for free. I
> really like it when she takes that strap-on and shoves it deep up my ass,
> pulls it out, and lets me lick it. Ass to mouth....nuthin' better.
>
> Kathy in NZ
>
I had no idea you were so kinky!
btw... this thread is Kill Filed as of now, because it's gone from
dumb to just plain stoopid.
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| Scruff |
"sf" <see_reply_address@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:99crm1p32batgge42gfs1a8hm4tqkugh6m@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 5 Nov 2005 23:24:52 -0500, Kathy in NZ wrote:
>
> > "Kathy in NZ" <Kathy@homein.nz> wrote in message
> > news:4364643f.6378452@news.xtra.co.nz...
> > > Also, it just goes to show, there's no such thing as a free lunch
> > >
> > Except when I'm munching on my girlfriend's snatch. That's for free.
I
> > really like it when she takes that strap-on and shoves it deep up my
ass,
> > pulls it out, and lets me lick it. Ass to mouth....nuthin' better.
> >
> > Kathy in NZ
> >
> I had no idea you were so kinky!
>
> btw... this thread is Kill Filed as of now, because it's gone from
> dumb to just plain stoopid.
Seems kinda interesting to me.
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| Billy Crabs |
"Kathy in NZ" <Kathy@homein.nz> wrote in message
news:VMGdnTPG0dA7GPDenZ2dnUVZ_tWdnZ2d@giganews.com...
> "Kathy in NZ" <Kathy@homein.nz> wrote in message
> news:4364643f.6378452@news.xtra.co.nz...
> > Also, it just goes to show, there's no such thing as a free lunch
> >
> Except when I'm munching on my girlfriend's snatch. That's for free. I
> really like it when she takes that strap-on and shoves it deep up my ass,
> pulls it out, and lets me lick it. Ass to mouth....nuthin' better.
>
> Kathy in NZ
>
> This is the funniest **** I've ever read!
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| Billy Crabs |
"Scruff" <Get@Grip> wrote in message
news:28619$436e0ad0$d844c31e$26929@FUSE.NET...
>
> "sf" <see_reply_address@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:99crm1p32batgge42gfs1a8hm4tqkugh6m@4ax.com...
> > On Sat, 5 Nov 2005 23:24:52 -0500, Kathy in NZ wrote:
> >
> > > "Kathy in NZ" <Kathy@homein.nz> wrote in message
> > > news:4364643f.6378452@news.xtra.co.nz...
> > > > Also, it just goes to show, there's no such thing as a free lunch
> > > >
> > > Except when I'm munching on my girlfriend's snatch. That's for free.
> I
> > > really like it when she takes that strap-on and shoves it deep up my
> ass,
> > > pulls it out, and lets me lick it. Ass to mouth....nuthin' better.
> > >
> > > Kathy in NZ
> > >
> > I had no idea you were so kinky!
> >
> > btw... this thread is Kill Filed as of now, because it's gone from
> > dumb to just plain stoopid.
> Seems kinda interesting to me.
>
> I friggen love it, Ass to mouth, Hahahaha, Kinky, hahahahaha
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| Scruff |
"Billy Crabs" <Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Three day sex romp. He must have some serious hand cramps.
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| Billy Crabs |
"Scruff" <Get@Grip> wrote in message
news:95b10$437175b8$d844c02f$13602@FUSE.NET...
>
> "Billy Crabs" <Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:D4dcf.56567$Bv6.21561@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>
> Three day sex romp. He must have some serious hand cramps.
>
> No, I would stretch and I use chuck norris' eagle claw hand strengther
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| Scruff |
"Billy Crabs" <Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Scruff" <Get@Grip> wrote in message
> news:95b10$437175b8$d844c02f$13602@FUSE.NET...
> >
> > "Billy Crabs" <Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:D4dcf.56567$Bv6.21561@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
> >
> > Three day sex romp. He must have some serious hand cramps.
> >
> > No, I would stretch and I use chuck norris' eagle claw hand strengther
No doubt about that!
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| Kathy in NZ |
"Kathy in NZ" <Kathy@homein.nz> wrote in message
news:436efe37.9763161@news.xtra.co.nz...
> I didn't write that crap. Someone's snaffled my identity
>
> the real Kathy in NZ
Actually, sometimes I don't know what I am posting. Last night I met a guy
in a bar....at least I thought he was a guy. As he ram that big cok up my
ass, I was screaming in joy. When I found out it was a strap on....I was
upset...but only for a while...becasue she let me lick it. Then I sucked
her tits, ate her out, stuck my tongue up her ass........and , yes...I am
now finally in love... Please be happy for me.
The more real everyday Kathy in NZ
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