| 2OLD2Remember@I_forgot_my_email_address.com |
I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can
and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it.
That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes
from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on.....
There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either
someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a
chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a
"Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these
strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they
milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens
udder.
2Old
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Life used to be so simple before someone invented modern society.
Worse yet, it all started with Disco.
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| projectile vomit chick |
On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 23:58:40 -0600, in rec.food.cooking,
2OLD2Remember@I_forgot_my_email_address.com hit the crackpipe and
declared:
>I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can
>and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it.
>That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes
>from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on.....
>There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either
>someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a
>chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a
>"Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these
>strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they
>milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens
>udder.
Dip****.
Do you think they milk celery, and mushrooms, and broccoli?
Piss poor trolling.
Better luck next time.
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we're all stars now, in the dope show...
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| dogsnus |
2OLD2Remember@I_forgot_my_email_address.com wrote in
news:mdtin1d8pjbtvaqv6k8i19jraqemt42ik0@4ax.com:
> I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can
> and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it.
> That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes
> from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on.....
> There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either
> someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a
> chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a
> "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these
> strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they
> milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens
> udder.
Cows and chickens living in sin surprises you?
I thought everybody knew that cows were sluts and totally into
into inter-species sexual behavior.
Terri
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[telemarketers.] "I'm sorry, I'd love to contribute to
your worthy cause, but I had to have my cat's penis removed so I'm a bit
strapped for cash."
Mary Healy- rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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| Nimrod Poindexter |
dogsnus wrote:
> Cows and chickens living in sin surprises you?
> I thought everybody knew that cows were sluts and totally into
> into inter-species sexual behavior.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: His peanus was stuck in the chicken's arse.
HTH.
HAND.
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YOP...
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| John D Salt |
dogsnus <dogsnus@micron.net> wrote in
news:3ttqq4Fuo2k9U2@individual.net:
[Snips]
>
> Cows and chickens living in sin surprises you?
> I thought everybody knew that cows were sluts and totally
> into into inter-species sexual behavior.
http://www.cartoonnetworkla.com/eng...hows/cowchicken
/
Chicken! COW! Chicken! COW!
Also, "You don't need pants for a victory dance".
All the best,
John.
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| Louis Boyd |
2OLD2Remember@I_forgot_my_email_address.com wrote:
> I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can
> and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it.
> That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes
> from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on.....
> There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either
> someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a
> chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a
> "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these
> strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they
> milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens
> udder.
Check what the word "of" means in a good dictionary.
Do the think the bag in "bag of rice" is made of rice? No, it only
contains some rice. You bought a can OF cream OF chicken
meaning the can contains some cream and the cream contains some chiken.
That your buing a can isn't mentioned because it's visibly obvious.
For further study also look up the word "pedantic".
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| Daniel Jackson |
One of those cow signs in front of Chic-fil-a that advertises for people to
"eat more chikin"
"John D Salt" <jdsalt_AT_gotadsl.co.uk> wrote in message
news:Xns970F966D422ECBaldHeadedJohn@216.196.109.145...
> dogsnus <dogsnus@micron.net> wrote in
> news:3ttqq4Fuo2k9U2@individual.net:
>
> [Snips]
>>
>> Cows and chickens living in sin surprises you?
>> I thought everybody knew that cows were sluts and totally
>> into into inter-species sexual behavior.
>
> http://www.cartoonnetworkla.com/eng...hows/cowchicken
> /
>
> Chicken! COW! Chicken! COW!
>
> Also, "You don't need pants for a victory dance".
>
> All the best,
>
> John.
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| Otto Bahn |
"dogsnus" <dogsnus@micron.net> wrote
>> I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can
>> and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it.
>> That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes
>> from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on.....
>> There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either
>> someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a
>> chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a
>> "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these
>> strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they
>> milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens
>> udder.
>
> Cows and chickens living in sin surprises you?
> I thought everybody knew that cows were sluts and totally into
> into inter-species sexual behavior.
William Faulkner had sex with cows (because you
just can't make that stuff up).
--oTTo--
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| Sheldon |
> 2OLD2Remember clucked:
>I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the
can
>and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it.
>That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes
>from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold
on.....
>There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either
>someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a
>chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a
>"Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these
>strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they
>milk chickens.
Not at all strange, not when one considers the most popular chick part
is the breast.
> and would someone please send a picture of the chickens udder.
If you look in the mirror you'll see the pope's nose.... not at all
strange, when one considers the second most popular chick part is her
ass... and you ya chicken**** bastid. is last.
Sheldon
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| enigma |
"Sheldon" <PENMART01@aol.com> wrote in
news:1132069243.712424.26160@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
>
> Louis Boyd pecked:
>> 2OLD2Remember@I_forgot_my_email_address.com wrote:
>> > I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I
>> > opened the can and was shocked. It looked like cream,
>> > but also had chicken in it. That got me thinking.
>> > Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes from cows.
>> > So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold
>> > on..... There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*.
>> > That means either someone found a way to milk chickens,
>> > or some cow is sleeping with a chicken and the offspring
>> > look very strange, and would be called a "Chicken Cow".
>> > Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these
>> > strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the
>> > heck do they milk chickens, and would someone please
>> > send a picture of the chickens udder.
>>
>> Check what the word "of" means in a good dictionary.
>> Do the think the bag in "bag of rice" is made of rice? No,
>> it only contains some rice. You bought a can OF cream OF
>> chicken meaning the can contains some cream and the cream
>> contains some chiken. That your buing a can isn't
>> mentioned because it's visibly obvious. For further study
>> also look up the word "pedantic".
>
> Shut it... what would a Boyd know from fowl.
why Sheldon, welcome to misc.rural! now that you're a farmer,
you might enjoy hanging out here & annoyin^^^^ educating the
locals ;)
lee<apologies to rfc for the x-post>
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war is peace
freedom is slavery
ignorance is strength
1984-George Orwell
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| tightwad |
I saw a Cow run from some Hornets once. Would she qualify?
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| Pan Ohco |
On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:34:31 -0500, Otto Bahn wrote:
>William Faulkner had sex with cows (because you
>just can't make that stuff up).
>
>--oTTo--
>
Did the cow notice?
Pan Ohco
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| pennyaline |
2OLD2Remember wrote:
> I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can
> and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it.
> That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes
> from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on.....
> There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means...
<snippage>
From the way you're carrying on, are you sure it wasn't cream of mushroom?
<so, that makes cream of celery the next big mystery of the universe for
you, right?>
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| Kelly E Jones |
In article <iXref.37$zb4.3488@news.uswest.net>,
pennyaline <norwegianblue@icelandichoneyweek.org> wrote:
>2OLD2Remember wrote:
>> I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can
>> and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it.
>> That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes
>> from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on.....
>> There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means...
>
><snippage>
>
> From the way you're carrying on, are you sure it wasn't cream of mushroom?
>
>
><so, that makes cream of celery the next big mystery of the universe for
>you, right?>
Please, no one tell this guy about Baby Oil...
Kelly
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| Gene |
On 15 Nov 2005 10:15:33 GMT, dogsnus <dogsnus@micron.net> wrote:
>2OLD2Remember@I_forgot_my_email_address.com wrote in
>news:mdtin1d8pjbtvaqv6k8i19jraqemt42ik0@4ax.com:
>
>> I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can
>> and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it.
>> That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes
>> from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on.....
>> There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either
>> someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a
>> chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a
>> "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these
>> strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they
>> milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens
>> udder.
>
>Cows and chickens living in sin surprises you?
>I thought everybody knew that cows were sluts and totally into
>into inter-species sexual behavior.
Many a farmer would attest to that...Anonmously of course :)
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| Randy |
>Please, no one tell this guy about Baby Oil...
>Kelly
Or Hemorrhoid Cream.
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| enigma |
tightwad <@plum.net> wrote in news:v1qef.12440$GT3.10979
@fe02.lga:
> I saw a Cow run from some Hornets once. Would she qualify?
i saw a pregnant cow jump a 4' fence from a standing start
just because i took her pasture mate through a gate & left her
behind...
lee
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war is peace
freedom is slavery
ignorance is strength
1984-George Orwell
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| Monroe, of course... |
In article <mcskn15gqmkj43km24s8fo33midbcg8lq4@4ax.com>, Gene@nowhere.com
wrote:
> On 15 Nov 2005 10:15:33 GMT, dogsnus <dogsnus@micron.net> wrote:
>
> >2OLD2Remember@I_forgot_my_email_address.com wrote in
> >news:mdtin1d8pjbtvaqv6k8i19jraqemt42ik0@4ax.com:
> >
> >> I recently purchased a can of Cream of Chicken soup. I opened the can
> >> and was shocked. It looked like cream, but also had chicken in it.
> >> That got me thinking. Chickens can not be milked, and cream comes
> >> from cows. So that means this soup comes from cows. But hold on.....
> >> There's a problem. It's cream of *CHICKEN*. That means either
> >> someone found a way to milk chickens, or some cow is sleeping with a
> >> chicken and the offspring look very strange, and would be called a
> >> "Chicken Cow". Which is it? Does anyone know where they find these
> >> strange critters? Or if that's not the case, how the heck do they
> >> milk chickens, and would someone please send a picture of the chickens
> >> udder.
> >
> >Cows and chickens living in sin surprises you?
> >I thought everybody knew that cows were sluts and totally into
> >into inter-species sexual behavior.
>
>
> Many a farmer would attest to that...Anonmously of course :)
Yew shore got a purty mouth....
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all the things that make us effing cry
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