| Michael \Dog3\ Lonergan |
Andy <q> looking for trouble wrote in
news:Xns9731A2ADA7DC0nospamdotcom@216.196.97.136:
> I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>
Well? I've been pretty good too. However, if I add up the good points and
compare them with the bad points, I'm at a deficit ;)
Michael
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| The Bubbo |
Andy wrote:
> I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>
I've been charming this year which isn't quite the same as good....but it's
more fun.
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| projectile vomit chick |
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On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
wrote:
>I can't wait to tell ya!!!
What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* urinating?
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| Andy |
projectile vomit chick wrote:
> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
> wrote:
>>I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>
> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* urinating?
You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean flannel
lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL Bean all over
the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold winter wind like
nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself shaving. So there is
something to the rule about not peeking until Santa's officially off the
roof and on his way.
I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
Andy
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| Ophelia |
"Andy >" <<q> wrote in message
news:Xns97322684ED0C0nospamamama@216.196.97.136...
> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
>> wrote:
>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>>
>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* urinating?
>
>
> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
> flannel
> lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL Bean all
> over
> the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold winter wind like
> nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself shaving. So there
> is
> something to the rule about not peeking until Santa's officially off
> the
> roof and on his way.
>
> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!
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| Wayne Boatwright |
On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Ophelia?
>
> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message
> news:Xns97322684ED0C0nospamamama@216.196.97.136...
>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
>>> wrote:
>>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>>>
>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* urinating?
>>
>>
>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL
>> Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold
>> winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself
>> shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until
>> Santa's officially off the roof and on his way.
>>
>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
>
> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!
Well, I hope it's attached to something!
--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
_____________________________________________
A chicken in every pot is a *LOT* of chicken!
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| Ophelia |
"Wayne Boatwright" <waynesgang@waynes.gang> wrote in message
news:Xns973234D1741FDwaynesgang@217.22.228.19...
> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
> Ophelia?
>
>>
>> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message
>> news:Xns97322684ED0C0nospamamama@216.196.97.136...
>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>>>>
>>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before*
>>>> urinating?
>>>
>>>
>>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
>>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL
>>> Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold
>>> winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself
>>> shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until
>>> Santa's officially off the roof and on his way.
>>>
>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
>>
>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!
>
> Well, I hope it's attached to something!
A foot? <G>
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| Wayne Boatwright |
On Tue 20 Dec 2005 05:26:23a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Ophelia?
>
> "Wayne Boatwright" <waynesgang@waynes.gang> wrote in message
> news:Xns973234D1741FDwaynesgang@217.22.228.19...
>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>> Ophelia?
>>
>>>
>>> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns97322684ED0C0nospamamama@216.196.97.136...
>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before*
>>>>> urinating?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
>>>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL
>>>> Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold
>>>> winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself
>>>> shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until
>>>> Santa's officially off the roof and on his way.
>>>>
>>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
>>>
>>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!
>>
>> Well, I hope it's attached to something!
>
> A foot? <G>
Eeeewwwwww!
--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
_____________________________________________
A chicken in every pot is a *LOT* of chicken!
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| jmcquown |
Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 05:26:23a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
> Ophelia?
>
>>
>> "Wayne Boatwright" <waynesgang@waynes.gang> wrote in message
>> news:Xns973234D1741FDwaynesgang@217.22.228.19...
>>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>>> Ophelia?
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns97322684ED0C0nospamamama@216.196.97.136...
>>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>> I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before*
>>>>>> urinating?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
>>>>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said
>>>>> LL Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the
>>>>> cold winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I
>>>>> nicked myself shaving. So there is something to the rule about
>>>>> not peeking until Santa's officially off the roof and on his way.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
>>>>
>>>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!
>>>
>>> Well, I hope it's attached to something!
>>
>> A foot? <G>
>
> Eeeewwwwww!
OB Food: a chicken foot? <wink>
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| Andy |
"Ophelia" <ophelia@nix.co.uk> wrote in
news:PLSpf.29$D47.20@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>
> "Wayne Boatwright" <waynesgang@waynes.gang> wrote in message
> news:Xns973234D1741FDwaynesgang@217.22.228.19...
>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>> Ophelia?
>>
>>>
>>> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns97322684ED0C0nospamamama@216.196.97.136...
>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before*
>>>>> urinating?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
>>>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL
>>>> Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold
>>>> winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself
>>>> shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until
>>>> Santa's officially off the roof and on his way.
>>>>
>>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
>>>
>>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!
>>
>> Well, I hope it's attached to something!
>
> A foot? <G>
>
>
You clowns!!!!!
I hung two stockings side by side so I already know I didn"t get the first
thing on my list> :((((
Andy
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| Ophelia |
"jmcquown" <jmcquown@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:aI1qf.18889$k76.14551@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 05:26:23a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>> Ophelia?
>>
>>>
>>> "Wayne Boatwright" <waynesgang@waynes.gang> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns973234D1741FDwaynesgang@217.22.228.19...
>>>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>>>> Ophelia?
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Xns97322684ED0C0nospamamama@216.196.97.136...
>>>>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy
>>>>>>> <q>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before*
>>>>>>> urinating?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
>>>>>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said
>>>>>> LL Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the
>>>>>> cold winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I
>>>>>> nicked myself shaving. So there is something to the rule about
>>>>>> not peeking until Santa's officially off the roof and on his
>>>>>> way.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
>>>>>
>>>>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!
>>>>
>>>> Well, I hope it's attached to something!
>>>
>>> A foot? <G>
>>
>> Eeeewwwwww!
>
> OB Food: a chicken foot? <wink>
Hehe... well it would need to be a jolly big one to fit onto the leg
that was filling that stocking:))
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| jmcquown |
Ophelia wrote:
> "jmcquown" <jmcquown@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:aI1qf.18889$k76.14551@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 05:26:23a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>>> Ophelia?
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Wayne Boatwright" <waynesgang@waynes.gang> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns973234D1741FDwaynesgang@217.22.228.19...
>>>>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>>>>> Ophelia?
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, I hope it's attached to something!
>>>>
>>>> A foot? <G>
>>>
>>> Eeeewwwwww!
>>
>> OB Food: a chicken foot? <wink>
>
> Hehe... well it would need to be a jolly big one to fit onto the leg
> that was filling that stocking:))
Extra-large turkey foot?
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| Ophelia |
"jmcquown" <jmcquown@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:3Jfqf.21476$k76.16281@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
> Ophelia wrote:
>> "jmcquown" <jmcquown@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
>> news:aI1qf.18889$k76.14551@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
>>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 05:26:23a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>>>> Ophelia?
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Wayne Boatwright" <waynesgang@waynes.gang> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Xns973234D1741FDwaynesgang@217.22.228.19...
>>>>>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>>>>>> Ophelia?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, I hope it's attached to something!
>>>>>
>>>>> A foot? <G>
>>>>
>>>> Eeeewwwwww!
>>>
>>> OB Food: a chicken foot? <wink>
>>
>> Hehe... well it would need to be a jolly big one to fit onto the leg
>> that was filling that stocking:))
>
> Extra-large turkey foot?
Oh go on then.. just this once:)))))
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