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| Spitzmaus |
<snip/snipe>
<snip/snipe>
<snip/snipe ad nauseum>
Uh, peace on earth, goodwill towards men. (Ya think???)
Spitz
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"Home, James, and don't spare the horses!"
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| Sheldon |
Spitzmaus the Molester writes:
> <snip/snipe>
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> <snip/snipe>
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> <snip/snipe ad nauseum>
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> Uh, peace on earth, goodwill towards men. (Ya think???)
Your rheteric is much too reminescent of CHRISTmasy... who do you think
you're fooling with that sneak in the back door claptrap. It's the
friggin' DISHONESTY of it all that's offensive, and you're simply
adding more disingenuous fuel to the yule log. You need a new script
that doesn't reek like a Hallmark card. Perhaps if yoose self
rightious religeous fanatics actually practiced Peace all year instead
of just talking about it (lip service) with your honkytonk carnival
ritualistic kewpie doll displays and commercializing it to death for
one day. Yoose religious nuts talk a good Peace but each and every one
of yoose is a violent scourge on this planet. Religion is the
antithesis of Peace. Only when all religion is erradicated can there
be Peace. Religion is no less violent a concept than the rape of small
children, in fact that's what catholicism is based in, with that
friggin' jesus ******* the worst child molester the planet has ever
seen. Wtf do yoose think that santa garbage is all about.. hey kid,
c'mere and sit on my lap, want a toy you gotta do good... right! And
then uncle Spitzmaus gets his little niece to sit in his lap and play
with his toy... and he does tickle-tickle back... hehehe, hohoho
You know you wanna do her. (Ya think???)
Sheldon Candycane
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| Bob Terwilliger |
Spitzmaus replied:
> <snip/snipe>
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> <snip/snipe>
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> <snip/snipe ad nauseum>
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> Uh, peace on earth, goodwill towards men. (Ya think???)
Both my response to Ranee and sarah's response to me were tongue-in-cheek.
Just how heavy-handed does humor have to BE around here?
Bob
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| Gregory Morrow |
bOOb wrote:
> Spitzmaus replied:
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> > <snip/snipe>
> >
> > <snip/snipe>
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> > <snip/snipe ad nauseum>
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> >
> > Uh, peace on earth, goodwill towards men. (Ya think???)
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>
> Both my response to Ranee and sarah's response to me were tongue-in-cheek.
>
> Just how heavy-handed does humor have to BE around here?
Don't look now, but your "humor" just sank the Bismarck...
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Best
Greg
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| Bob Terwilliger |
Greg wrote:
>> Just how heavy-handed does humor have to BE around here?
>
> Don't look now, but your "humor" just sank the Bismarck...
Oh look, Greg's introducing bitchiness into this thread too.
Bob
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| Gregory Morrow |
Bob Terwilliger wrote:
> Greg wrote:
>
> >> Just how heavy-handed does humor have to BE around here?
> >
> > Don't look now, but your "humor" just sank the Bismarck...
>
>
> Oh look, Greg's introducing bitchiness into this thread too.
Naw, that's called "light humor", bOOb...
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Best
Greg
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| Spitzmaus |
Sheldon Candycane sez:
> Your rheteric is much too reminescent of CHRISTmasy... who do you think
> you're fooling with that sneak in the back door claptrap. It's the
> friggin' DISHONESTY of it all that's offensive, and you're simply
> adding more disingenuous fuel to the yule log. You need a new script
> that doesn't reek like a Hallmark card. Perhaps if yoose self
> rightious religeous fanatics actually practiced Peace all year instead
> of just talking about it (lip service) with your honkytonk carnival
> ritualistic kewpie doll displays and commercializing it to death for
> one day. Yoose religious nuts talk a good Peace but each and every one
> of yoose is a violent scourge on this planet. Religion is the
> antithesis of Peace. Only when all religion is erradicated can there
> be Peace. Religion is no less violent a concept than the rape of small
> children, in fact that's what catholicism is based in, with that
> friggin' jesus ******* the worst child molester the planet has ever
> seen. Wtf do yoose think that santa garbage is all about.. hey kid,
> c'mere and sit on my lap, want a toy you gotta do good... right! And
> then uncle Spitzmaus gets his little niece to sit in his lap and play
> with his toy... and he does tickle-tickle back... hehehe, hohoho
>
> You know you wanna do her. (Ya think???)
>
> Sheldon Candycane
Sheldon, darlin', don't get your undies in a bunch. I'm an ex-hippy who
espouses no religion whatsoever, save perhaps science. That said, I
experience lapses of reason in which I'm guileless enough to wish for peace
on earth; then reality kicks in and I lose the Rebecca of Sunnybrook
Farm/Shirley Temple persona as quickly as I donned it. Allow me to dream
once in awhile . . .
Oh, and please get my gender right; I'm not a man, baby.
Auntie Spitz
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| Shaun aRe |
"Spitzmaus" <pam@naggingislove.com> wrote in message
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> <snip/snipe>
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> <snip/snipe>
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> <snip/snipe ad nauseum>
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> Uh, peace on earth, goodwill towards men. (Ya think???)
What, but SCREW OVER women, children and animals?!? *******!
Shaun aRe
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| Shaun aRe |
"Spitzmaus" <pam@naggingislove.com> wrote in message
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> Oh, and please get my gender right; I'm not a man, baby.
OBVIOUSLY and TOO RIGHT! What man could even inhale a maus let alone SPITZ
one out?!?
>',;~}~
Shaun aRe just waiting for someone to attack, then someone to defend,
satanism now, heheheh....
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| Gregory Morrow |
zxcvbob wrote:
> Bob Terwilliger wrote:
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> > Greg wrote:
> >
> >
> >>>Just how heavy-handed does humor have to BE around here?
> >>
> >>Don't look now, but your "humor" just sank the Bismarck...
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> >
> >
> > Oh look, Greg's introducing bitchiness into this thread too.
> >
> > Bob
> >
> >
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>
> It wouldn't be Christmas without it...
>
> (Thanks Greg)
Heehee...gotta keep the troops entertained ;---p
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Best
Greg
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| Gregory Morrow |
Spitzmaus wrote:
> Sheldon Candycane sez:
>
> > Your rheteric is much too reminescent of CHRISTmasy... who do you think
> > you're fooling with that sneak in the back door claptrap. It's the
> > friggin' DISHONESTY of it all that's offensive, and you're simply
> > adding more disingenuous fuel to the yule log. You need a new script
> > that doesn't reek like a Hallmark card. Perhaps if yoose self
> > rightious religeous fanatics actually practiced Peace all year instead
> > of just talking about it (lip service) with your honkytonk carnival
> > ritualistic kewpie doll displays and commercializing it to death for
> > one day. Yoose religious nuts talk a good Peace but each and every one
> > of yoose is a violent scourge on this planet. Religion is the
> > antithesis of Peace. Only when all religion is erradicated can there
> > be Peace. Religion is no less violent a concept than the rape of small
> > children, in fact that's what catholicism is based in, with that
> > friggin' jesus ******* the worst child molester the planet has ever
> > seen. Wtf do yoose think that santa garbage is all about.. hey kid,
> > c'mere and sit on my lap, want a toy you gotta do good... right! And
> > then uncle Spitzmaus gets his little niece to sit in his lap and play
> > with his toy... and he does tickle-tickle back... hehehe, hohoho
> >
> > You know you wanna do her. (Ya think???)
> >
> > Sheldon Candycane
>
>
> Sheldon, darlin', don't get your undies in a bunch. I'm an ex-hippy who
> espouses no religion whatsoever, save perhaps science. That said, I
> experience lapses of reason in which I'm guileless enough to wish for peace
> on earth; then reality kicks in and I lose the Rebecca of Sunnybrook
> Farm/Shirley Temple persona as quickly as I donned it. Allow me to dream
> once in awhile . . .
> Oh, and please get my gender right; I'm not a man, baby.
Uh - oh, if you aren't careful you'll find Sheldon sneeking a peek up
yer pantaloons...
--
Best
Greg
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| Spitzmaus |
Shaun aRe sez:
> OBVIOUSLY and TOO RIGHT! What man could even inhale a maus let alone SPITZ
> one out?!?
>
>
> >',;~}~
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>
> Shaun aRe just waiting for someone to attack, then someone to defend,
> satanism now, heheheh....
Well, THANK you for that! Glad you understand (and I'm still chuckling over
your comment)!!
Spitz
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"Home, James, and don't spare the horses!"
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| Spitzmaus |
Gregory Morrow sez:
> Uh - oh, if you aren't careful you'll find Sheldon sneeking a peek up
> yer pantaloons...
>
> --
> Best
> Greg
Yipes!! Better watch my back! I *am* a lady, after all, and I don't let
just ANY man take a gander at my unmentionables.
Spitz, mortally offended
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| Spitzmaus |
Shaun aRe sez:
> What, but SCREW OVER women, children and animals?!? *******!
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> Shaun aRe
I know, I know; it's ugly out there for us girls. And here we thought we'd
had a women's revolution back in the 60s . . .
Spitz, who *didn't* burn her bra
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| Spitzmaus |
Gregory Morrow sez:
> Heehee...gotta keep the troops entertained ;---p
>
> --
> Best
> Greg
Thanks, Greg, for assuming such an awesome responsibility!
Speaking of entertainment, what happened to Sheldon?? It appears he's gone
AWOL; perhaps the revelation that I'm female drove him underground.
Spitz
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| Shaun aRe |
"Spitzmaus" <pam@naggingislove.com> wrote in message
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> Shaun aRe sez:
>
> > OBVIOUSLY and TOO RIGHT! What man could even inhale a maus let alone
SPITZ
> > one out?!?
> >
> >
> > >',;~}~
> > Shaun aRe just waiting for someone to attack, then someone to defend,
> > satanism now, heheheh....
>
> Well, THANK you for that! Glad you understand (and I'm still chuckling
over
> your comment)!!
You're welcome <G!>
> Spitz
> --
> "Home, James, and don't spare the horses!"
Yaknow when I first looked at the scanning through these posts I thought it
said 'Home, Jesus... ' heh...
Shaun aRe
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| Shaun aRe |
"Spitzmaus" <pam@naggingislove.com> wrote in message
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> Shaun aRe sez:
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> > What, but SCREW OVER women, children and animals?!? *******!
> >
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> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Shaun aRe
>
> I know, I know; it's ugly out there for us girls. And here we thought
we'd
> had a women's revolution back in the 60s . . .
Hey - it ain't too pretty for us men either!
> Spitz, who *didn't* burn her bra
Yaknow, there's a lot that was dumb about the 60's women's movement (as
there are about a lot of 'movements' anyway) and that held a lot of things
back. Makes me wonder how many feisty feminists with more drive than
gumption ended up the ER rooms, having 'You were supposed to REMOVE it
FIRST!' screamed at them as they had burn ointment applied liberally...
Shaun aRe - (I gave up questioning how my mind works a long time ago.)
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| Spitzmaus |
Shaun aRe sez:
> Yaknow when I first looked at the scanning through these posts I thought
it
> said 'Home, Jesus... ' heh...
>
>
> Shaun aRe
Oy! Be careful when you mention that name . . . you're liable to bring the
throng streaming out of the woodwork!!
Spitz
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| Spitzmaus |
Shaun aRe sez:
> Yaknow, there's a lot that was dumb about the 60's women's movement (as
> there are about a lot of 'movements' anyway) and that held a lot of things
> back. Makes me wonder how many feisty feminists with more drive than
> gumption ended up the ER rooms, having 'You were supposed to REMOVE it
> FIRST!' screamed at them as they had burn ointment applied liberally...
>
>
>
> Shaun aRe - (I gave up questioning how my mind works a long time ago.)
Yoicks! You're spot-on with your assessment (and funny, too!). Those poor,
zealous, misguided women!!The problem with most "movements," however
well-intentioned the cause, is that at some point the members begin to take
themselves too seriously. When perspective gets lost, the cause is bound to
follow. Ya gotta maintain a sense of humor, folks.
I recall one of my post-grad literature classes, "Anti-Feminist Satire".
The first few weeks of the term, a portion of the enrollees were members of
the campus "women's lib" group, very few (if any) of whom were literature
students. They had enrolled to bash the authors, and couldn't understand
why the rest of us were critiquing the works as satire. We were looking at
such luminaries as Jonathon Swift and Alexander Pope, but the merits of the
texts were lost to the feminists. None of them had senses of humor, to
boot; most left after several weeks, muttering bitterly as they walked out
the door. It was a LITERATURE class, for gawd's sake!! The professor, a
feminist in her own right, had a doctorate in LITERATURE. All these years
later, I still shake my head when I think on it.
Spitz, older and wiser
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| OmManiPadmeOmelet |
In article <MrOdnf4fXdzpJjTeRVn-jQ@comcast.com>,
"Spitzmaus" <pam@naggingislove.com> wrote:
> Ya gotta maintain a sense of humor, folks.
My main motto for life in general... ;-)
Thanks!
--
Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson
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| OmManiPadmeOmelet |
In article <MrOdnf4fXdzpJjTeRVn-jQ@comcast.com>,
"Spitzmaus" <pam@naggingislove.com> wrote:
> It was a LITERATURE class, for gawd's sake!! The professor, a
> feminist in her own right, had a doctorate in LITERATURE. All these years
> later, I still shake my head when I think on it.
<lol> Reminds me of the feminist Lit' professor I had in college.
Just to irk her, I wrote an essay on the social structure of "Gor".
The world invented by John Norman. ;-)
She asked to borrow some of the books. I loaned her "Slave girl of Gor".
I got a B in the class.
--
Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson
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| Gregory Morrow |
Spitzmaus wrote:
> Speaking of entertainment, what happened to Sheldon?? It appears he's gone
> AWOL; perhaps the revelation that I'm female drove him underground.
On a cold winter night like this he is probably all snuggled up with
his six kitties...
^oo^
> -- <
--
Best
Greg
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| Shaun aRe |
"Spitzmaus" <pam@naggingislove.com> wrote in message
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> Shaun aRe sez:
>
> > Yaknow when I first looked at the scanning through these posts I thought
> it
> > said 'Home, Jesus... ' heh...
> >
> >
> > Shaun aRe
>
> Oy! Be careful when you mention that name . . . you're liable to bring
the
> throng streaming out of the woodwork!!
And then what, the rabid few amongst the rational many, will furiously
'type' at me? <Giggle>.
Just cracks me up how context (as in the material of this thread) can effect
not only the meaning of what we read, but what words we physically see in
front of us. If this had been a long and involving 'preserve' thread for
instance, I may well have read 'Home, Jams,..' heheheheh...
Slanche!
Shaun aRe
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| Shaun aRe |
"Spitzmaus" <pam@naggingislove.com> wrote in message
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> Shaun aRe sez:
>
> > Yaknow, there's a lot that was dumb about the 60's women's movement (as
> > there are about a lot of 'movements' anyway) and that held a lot of
things
> > back. Makes me wonder how many feisty feminists with more drive than
> > gumption ended up the ER rooms, having 'You were supposed to REMOVE it
> > FIRST!' screamed at them as they had burn ointment applied liberally...
> >
> >
> >
> > Shaun aRe - (I gave up questioning how my mind works a long time ago.)
>
> Yoicks! You're spot-on with your assessment (and funny, too!).
That makes me happy.
> Those poor,
> zealous, misguided women!!The problem with most "movements," however
> well-intentioned the cause, is that at some point the members begin to
take
> themselves too seriously. When perspective gets lost, the cause is bound
to
> follow. Ya gotta maintain a sense of humor, folks.
Indeed <sigh>. You also run the risk, or should I say 'face the certainty'
of accumilating bunches of the 'protest anything' crowd. You know, the
people that spend there lives occupied in searching for issues to fight
about. They don't know it usually, but hey are really only in it for the
fight itself, not the cause. These are the kinds of people you may meet in a
pub, say, and when you inocently attempt to start a friendly conversation,
get verbally savaged because you are part of the <insert their issue of the
moment>. (It's only coincidence that this is a female example again, so
please don't beat me up!) Heaven forbid that I, as a male, should smile and
attempt to engage a lone young woman who was stood in the middle of a
(crowded) pub, who just so happens to be a radical feminist lesbian. I
should have known that all men were utter ****s (this choice of words made
me LMAO! and I nearly had her get physical with me because of it), and that
meant that I, being a man, was of course an 'UC' too, and therefore fully
worthy and deserving of all the verbal violence she could hurl my way. Heh,
I was just a friendly guy being friendly, not some 'vile misogynistic
leering sleazebag thinking all women are up for it and probably going to
turn out to be a rapist' attempting to hit on her (Not only was I happily
coupled at the time, she was not in the least attractive to me). I mean, as
I first smiled her way, I nodded and said 'Alright!' I suppose I should have
seen it coming... heheheh...
And then there's my encounters with the 'green' types, psychopathically
vegetarian, white dreadlocks and tatty clothes...
> I recall one of my post-grad literature classes, "Anti-Feminist Satire".
> The first few weeks of the term, a portion of the enrollees were members
of
> the campus "women's lib" group, very few (if any) of whom were literature
> students. They had enrolled to bash the authors, and couldn't understand
> why the rest of us were critiquing the works as satire. We were looking
at
> such luminaries as Jonathon Swift and Alexander Pope, but the merits of
the
> texts were lost to the feminists. None of them had senses of humor, to
> boot; most left after several weeks, muttering bitterly as they walked out
> the door.
Heheheh, yeah, I spent a short while at a University... heheheh...
> It was a LITERATURE class, for gawd's sake!! The professor, a
> feminist in her own right, had a doctorate in LITERATURE. All these years
> later, I still shake my head when I think on it.
The mind boggles huh?
> Spitz, older and wiser
Obviously ',;~}~
Shaun aRe
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| Bob Terwilliger |
Om wrote:
> <lol> Reminds me of the feminist Lit' professor I had in college.
>
> Just to irk her, I wrote an essay on the social structure of "Gor".
>
> The world invented by John Norman. ;-)
>
> She asked to borrow some of the books. I loaned her "Slave girl of Gor".
>
> I got a B in the class.
Wow, it's been something like twenty years since I thought about Gor. (I
used to belong to the Science Fiction Book Club.) Back in my DJ days, I
once irked a feminazi by playing the song "Pleasure Slave" by Manowar. The
lyrics are:
She is waiting to kiss my hand
But she will wait for my command
My chains and collar brought her to her knees
She now is free to please
Woman, be my slave
That's your reason to live
Woman, be my slave
The greatest gift I can give
Woman, be my slave
Before her surrender she had no life
Now she's a slave, not a wife
Her only sorrow is for women who live with lies
She's taken off her disguise
Woman, be my slave
That's your reason to live
Woman, be my slave
The greatest gift I can give
Woman, be my slave
Your body belongs to me
Woman, come here
Remove your garments
Kneel before me
Please me
Woman, be my slave
That's your reason to live
Woman, be my slave
The greatest gift I can give
Woman, be my slave
There was about a minute of stunned disbelief (and blessed silence) before
the fallout started. :-)
Bob
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| OmManiPadmeOmelet |
In article <43aac95a$0$30061$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com>,
"Bob Terwilliger" <virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz> wrote:
> Om wrote:
>
> > <lol> Reminds me of the feminist Lit' professor I had in college.
> >
> > Just to irk her, I wrote an essay on the social structure of "Gor".
> >
> > The world invented by John Norman. ;-)
> >
> > She asked to borrow some of the books. I loaned her "Slave girl of Gor".
> >
> > I got a B in the class.
>
> Wow, it's been something like twenty years since I thought about Gor.
Sharon Green is actually better than John Norman.
Probably because she is female so understands the female mind a bit
better. ;-)
> (I
> used to belong to the Science Fiction Book Club.) Back in my DJ days, I
> once irked a feminazi by playing the song "Pleasure Slave" by Manowar. The
> lyrics are:
<snipped lyrics>
<lol>
Well done!
>
>
> There was about a minute of stunned disbelief (and blessed silence) before
> the fallout started. :-)
>
> Bob
>
>
--
Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson
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| Spitzmaus |
Gregory Morrow sez:
> On a cold winter night like this he is probably all snuggled up with
> his six kitties...
>
> ^oo^
> > -- <
>
> --
> Best
> Greg
Kitties can be good snugglers, true; having some good bourbon or single malt
at hand speeds up the warming factor considerably.
Snuggle well, Sheldon darlin'.
Spitz
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"Home, James, and don't spare the horses!"
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| Spitzmaus |
Bob Terwilliger sez:
> Wow, it's been something like twenty years since I thought about Gor. (I
> used to belong to the Science Fiction Book Club.) Back in my DJ days, I
> once irked a feminazi by playing the song "Pleasure Slave" by Manowar. The
> lyrics are:
>
>
> She is waiting to kiss my hand
> But she will wait for my command
> My chains and collar brought her to her knees
> She now is free to please
>
> Woman, be my slave
> That's your reason to live
> Woman, be my slave
> The greatest gift I can give
> Woman, be my slave
>
> Before her surrender she had no life
> Now she's a slave, not a wife
> Her only sorrow is for women who live with lies
> She's taken off her disguise
>
> Woman, be my slave
> That's your reason to live
> Woman, be my slave
> The greatest gift I can give
> Woman, be my slave
>
> Your body belongs to me
>
> Woman, come here
> Remove your garments
> Kneel before me
> Please me
>
> Woman, be my slave
> That's your reason to live
> Woman, be my slave
> The greatest gift I can give
> Woman, be my slave
>
>
> There was about a minute of stunned disbelief (and blessed silence) before
> the fallout started. :-)
>
> Bob
Hah! You DAWG, you!! I can only imagine the avalanche of protest from the
mightily offended in your audience; you must've gotten an earful.
A college boyfriend of mine was a DJ on the campus station, the
nine-to-midnight shift. He'd pick his eclectic playlists carefully,
alternating John Coltrane with Frank Zappa with Maria Callas with B.B. King
with Patsy Cline . . .
Spitz
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"Home, James, and don't spare the horses!"
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| OmManiPadmeOmelet |
In article <LKWdneYqp7bEwDbenZ2dnUVZ_sydnZ2d@comcast.com>,
"Spitzmaus" <pam@naggingislove.com> wrote:
> Gregory Morrow sez:
>
> > On a cold winter night like this he is probably all snuggled up with
> > his six kitties...
> >
> > ^oo^
> > > -- <
> >
> > --
> > Best
> > Greg
>
> Kitties can be good snugglers, true; having some good bourbon or single malt
> at hand speeds up the warming factor considerably.
>
> Snuggle well, Sheldon darlin'.
>
> Spitz
Brandy... ;-)
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Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson
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